Kate Upton Outdoes Herself, Does A Bikini Shoot In An Anti-Gravity Chamber....

Every year they give away Nobel Peace Prizes to people who do important stuff to society around the world. Presidents, scientists, doctors, academics... these people get recognition for doing things that make the world a better place. Well, how come no one chooses to at least nominate Kate Upton for one of these Nobel Prizes? What... are you doubting that her modeling and photo shoot work are not making the world a better place? Have you seen the latest shoot she did for this years Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue? She decided to strap on a teeny, weeny gold bikini and visit an anti gravity chamber... that makes her already perfect breasts stand up perfectly. Are you kidding me? This isn't worthy of some stupid Noble Prize? This wouldn't stop wars all over the world, or at least take people minds off of world hunger for a bit? C'mon... this is gods work taking place right in front of our eyes! And not only do we have photos, but we have VIDEO as well. Lock it up, she is the most important person in at least MY WORLD! Check out all the pics and video after the jump...

Kate Upton: Body Painted For The 2013 SI Swimsuit Issue

Kate Upton is the cover girl of this years 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, and her polar bear photo shoot was spectacular (no clothes in Antarctica? Yup, we on that!)... but it is not even the hottest photo spread of her in the issue!!!! She has a body paint spread that is setting the world on fire... if not the world, than at the very least setting my pants on fire!!! Good Lawd, this is an amazing spread. Even though in some of these shots it looks like she is wearing bikini bottoms, trust in us she is not. All paint, all nude... but tastefully done. Check out the full pics, outtakes in all, after the jump...

Kate Upton x Mercedes Benz Super Bowl Ad... Yup!

I just came across an leaked version of the Mercedes Benz collaboration with sexy ass Kate Upton for the new CLA car that will run during the Super Bowl. It involves a sexy car, sexy ass Kate, some short shorts... all the makings of a classic ad. But Mercedes dropped the ball a bit, as much as they could in a commercial starring Kate Upton's boobs in a tank top. First mistake, those sandals. Put her in some 6 inch stilettos asap. Second mistake, Kate needs to be washing that car.Is that predictable? Sure... but Kate is a dirty girl and needs to clean up! Finally, what is with the jean shorts and tank top? This girl is a bikini model... the BIKINI MODEL! Please get her in a bikini!!! Well, with those errors withstanding it is still a hot commercial. Check it out about two weeks early after the jump...

On The 12th Day of Christmas (2012), CCD Gave To Me...

Kate. That's all. Just saying that name on this blog is enough for you guys to know who I mean. Kate. Ms. Upton if your nasty. Mega Jugs. The Body. Thickness. The Human Vanilla Thick Shake. My future ex wife. Whatever nickname you choose for her, she is the gift that keeps on giving and a fitting way to wrap up our 3rd annual 12 Days of Christmas-y Sexy Women. She is on a boat in Antarctica in a bikini and furry boots. Good lord, please here my prayers. if I win the mega millions I am buying her. like a slave. But one that is naked all the time and never gets out of bed. That's my grown up Christmas wish....

It Had To Be You Kate... It Just Had To Be!!!!

In the quest to prove that I will publish anything to do with Kate Upton and her bare breasts, here is a short film that was created for GQ Germany. It revolves around a photo shoot that she did that will appear in Dec of 2012 and seems to be set in the past, maybe the 40s or the 50s judging by the retro style swimwear and the Ferrari. in the fetaure. The highlight has to be the pool scenes, especially the topless moment where she gets hosed down (See above pic, which I am imagining is me standing above her instead of a water hose. I would hose her down alright... wait, what?). Love ya Kate... keep the good breast work up! Check out the video after the jump....

CCD links It Up - All Horror Week Edition

Since it is All Horror Week over here at CCD, you can only imagine that there are a ton of other sites running similar spooky themed posts all over the Internet. Not all of them deserve the full on individual post coverage, so you can click on some of the links below to see them at their original locations. Happy haunting...

Kate Upton Outtake Shots... Terry Richardson, You Son Of A Bitch!!!!!

I don't know what the fuck I did wrong as a person or Terry Richardson did right in life, but what the fuck!!!! This guy must have nudie shots of God or something, because how he just seems to fall into these sexy situations with these bombshell broads is beyond me. And they let him photograph all of this madness.... GOD DAMN!!!! His latest fuck you to all of the regular guys out there are some outtake shots from the various photo shoots TR has had with Kate Upton. I love the fact that she will often show the nips, but these photos are just fantastic. Damn you Terry Richardson... DAMN YOU!!!!!! Pics after the jump...

Kate Upton Is On The Cover Of Cosmo... Your Welcome!

Nothing much to say here. My love of my life, 20 year old brick shithouse Kate Upton, is on the cover of this months Cosmo. I for one will never buy this magazine, but I sure hope my fiance picks this one up. For all you guys out there who want to see the best boobs in the game but don't want to compromise your manhood by purchasing this mag, get in there after the jump....

CCD Links It Up - Vol #3

Click after the jump to read some really cool stories from around the Internet. CCD gets name dropped by one of my favorite artsits during an interview, Terry Richardson is back to his old pervert ways, 

Fuck Beats by Dre... I'm Going With Boobs by Upton For My Headphone Needs!!!!

So it looks like everyone's favorite bikini wearing, ginormous boob having, hip hop dancing bombshell Kate Upton is back... and this time she is helping to hawk a new line of headphones from Skull Candy. I gues Skull Candy was tired of taking a backseat to Beats by Dre in the overpriced headphone market and decided to bust out the big guns -two of them specifically (see what I did just there...)- to take down the competition. I for one am up for a purchase if I get to peruse Kate in a bikini while I'm shopping in their online store. Damn, I can't take her. Click here to order your own headphones and here to see Upton's photos for the campaign...

Skate Upton: The Coolest Tumblr You Probably Never Heard Of

A few months back I heard about a cool new Tumblr blog by the name of Skate Moss, which superimposed pictures of Kate Moss on skateboard decks. It was a pretty cool way to highlight the sexiness of Moss and appeal to the asthetics of skateboarders. Not only that, but the page was open to submissions and even provided you with both a vertical & horizontal blank decks for you to customize in Photoshop. But all things evolve... and with evolution we strive for perfection. I give you Skate Upton, which of course features CCD's favorite swimsuit model Kate Upton on skateboard decks. I didn't think they could cram all of Upton's ample curves onto a deck, but that problem was solved by some of the geniuses who created pieces by breaking an image up over multiple boards. God dam I love this girl. I really hope there is a celebrity porn tape in her future. One can wish... Check out the pics I like best after the jump....

Ya See, Spain Is Good For Something..... Check Out Kate Upton In Vogue Spain!!!

When you think of countries that are important in the world, Spain probably wouldn't crack the top ten of many people. Shit, honestly speaking, Spain wouldn't crack ANYBODIES top ten... Spain just kind of floats on by, and most people forget it even exists. But someone in the countries leadership must be sick and tired of playing the back seat, because they have done something that might change a bunch of peoples opinions on the countries importance. Kate Upton, swimsuit model extraordinaire, has graced the cover & posed for a full on photo shoot in Vogue Spain. She looks amazing in the pics (duh, obvi...lol) and it seems like maybe they are capable of doing something of importance over there in the land of Espana. This is a good first step towards relevance for the country, and I have to admire their moxy. What better way to propel yourself to the top of the charts in terms of your countries popularity than to do so atop KU's gigantic breasts? Check out the full shoot (9 pics) after the jump....

Kate Upton Is In GQ In Bikinis & Eating Ice Pops... In Other News, GQ Should Become The National Magazine of the United States!!!

Kate Upton = Super fucking hot. GQ seems to get this, constantly booking the bombshell to do photospreads and cover shoots in the magazine. And that is why they "GET IT". Unlike most other magazines, most notably the ones that ARE NOT featuring Kate Upton every month they can, GQ understands and gets it done. I am sure that GQ only used three or four photos of Kate in the upcoming issue, but thankfully online they have included 8 photos of this stunning piece in an array of bikinis and nipple baring tops. And the rocket pop? Nice touch GQ... very ncie indeed! Check out the pics after the jump.

Kate Upton Teaches Us Exactly What The New 'Cat Daddy' Dance Really Is... Thank Goodness!!!

The 'Cat Daddy' seems to be a new dance invented by the Rejects & Chris Brown, and it is apparently an add on to the famous 'Dougie' dance that has been around for a few years. While I am all for dancing, I am only posting this on CCD because there is new video of one of our favorite crushes, Kate Upton, doing the 'Cat Daddy'... in a BIKINI!!! We all know she loves to 'Dougie' (see this right away), so it is only natural she would 'Cat Daddy'... but to do it in a teen, weeny red bikini? Yup, that is all the proof that I need that there is in fact a god and he loves us all.... Thanks to my man Matt H. for sending me this. Catch the insane video after the jump. Make sure you leave some space between your boner and anything it can make contact with. BOING!!!!!

Kate Upton Helps Us Wish You Guys A Happy Belated Easter... CCD Style!!!

Easter may not be the biggest holiday in the world, but if it is the reason we get a brand new video of Kate Upton in a bra & panties coloring Easter eggs.... well, in that case it is the most important holiday EVER!!! Watch this crazy clip from Love Magazine of Upton and her wonder twins in all their egg coloring glory, and pay close attention to the nip slip of the century!!! Happy Easter, CCD style son!!!

Commercially Acclaimed Vol #25: Kate Upton Love Meat In Her Mouth

TV commercials are a part of our everyday lives as TV viewers. Even though Tivo and DVR have allowed us to "skip through" the commercials, the advertising companies are still trying to peak our interests by coming up with creative commercials. To me, great commercials are an art form and are under appreciated by a society that is always trying to speed through things. Think about it... how many times did you see a great commercial that made you laugh hysterically or want to go out and purchase the advertised product??? And how many times has the best part of the Super Bowl been the commercials during a blow out game???  Whether you want to admit it or not, commercials are cool as shit... and here are some of my favorites.

Kate Upton Is Back Again... This Time In Esquire Magazine For Your Viewing (& Monkey Spanking) Pleasure!

Happy Valentines Day!!! Kate Upton is fucking hot... this is no secret. But here is the thing I can't get past: SHE IS ONLY 19 YEARS OLD!!! This unbelievable hot piece of ass is barely out of high school, yet she is killing it month after month in magazine around the world. This month she is taking on Esquire Magazine, and she has more photos in the spread than she does have items of clothes on in the pictures themselves. Instead of encouraging you to buy the magazine, I'll just include the full spread after the jump...

Kate Upton Posed In A Bikini Again... Nothing To See Here

New year, more of the same old stuff. I am vowing to go to the gym more, people in NY are complaining about the weather, and Kate Upton is posing for bikini photos again. Yup... all is right in the world when this voluptuous vixen dons some swimwear for a photo shoot. I can look at her all day long. For those of you guys experiencing the deep freeze of winter right now, I hope this warms up your day just a bit. God bless the executives at Beach Bunny swimwear for offering Ms. Upton this contract.You can see the full collection of the photos after the jump...

12 Months Of Kate Upton... Yup, Your Welcome!!!

This one goes out to all my hardcore CCD'ers out there. The people who are on this site everyday, always leaving comments and  pushing our site to crazy new heights. Here is a little customer appreciation gift... think of it as a post Christmas, pre New Years present from us to you. Kate Upton may be the hottest women on the planet. Here is 12 months worth of boobies to brighten your day...

Kate Upton Does Complex... Good God!!!

The wonderful  female specimen known to the world as Kate Upton is back at it again... this time posing her wonderful wares in the latest edition of Complex Magazine. I can't... shit, words can't even describe how freaking hot this young lady really is. She has skyrocketed to the top of my hot list and sits right up there with Olivia Munn for me. My guess is that you will be seeing much more of Ms. Upton in the near future here on CCD... your welcome!!!! (Pics after the jump)