Can Anyone REALLY Understand The Actors On True Detective?

I have been watching HBO's newest addition to it's massive show arsenal True Detective with baited breath. I am literally dying every week to see where it will go. The show is about to wrap up its 8th and final episode of its inaugural season and has been getting rave reviews... despite the fact that hardly anybody can make out what the hell the actors are even saying! I am not trying to knock Matthew McConaughey or Woody Harrellson... they have been tasked with a very wordy script and a seriously strong set of southern accents. The confusing story line and all the misdirection and mystery don't help much either. So Community's Joe Rash and Joel McHale have decided to create a fake two minute trailer to illustrate just how tough it is to understand ole Rust and Marty. This pretty much sums up the whole show in two short minutes. Can't wait to see how it all shakes out... but for now, enjoy this very funny clip...

Kermit & Walter Pop Shit About Jason Segel...

Earlier this week Jason Segel made some comments where he distanced himself from particpating in another Muppet movie so quickly. He cited his love for the Muppets but the need to get involved in other things. Usually something like this would just garner an "aw man" type response from others involved in the film. But not the Muppets... if you didn't already know, they are kind of outspoken. Kermit & Walter were recently interviewed by MTV, and they lobbed jokes about Segel's height and how he discovered Walter. It was all in good fun, but Kermit's deadpan is just amazing. A funny short clip, especially for all you Muppet enthusiasts out there (I'm looking at you Jedi Rob & Jeffy). Enjoy the clip after the jump...

James Bond Don't Give A Fuck... Cause He Is James Bond, Bitch!

Is there a character in books/movies/comics world that embodies the "I just don't give a fuck" attitude more then James Bond? This guy truly doesn't care about anything, unless it comes in a stem glass or has a pair of tits. He has constantly rebuked his own commanding officers, destroyed hundreds of cities across the globe with impunity, killed people by the dozens in each film, and banged any broad with two legs and a ridiculous name in EVERY single incarnation we see him. Need more proof that Bond is a douche nugget? Check out this video after the jump from the gang over at Running Corners for a good laugh about everybodies favorite super secret agent...

A Very Merry Gauntlet

This video is sure to tickle the funnybone of anybody who considered themselves a gamer back in the 80's. If you spent anytime in a gameroom surrounded by coin operated video games, at some point you found yourself over at the Gauntlet machine. What was so attractive about this wonderful game? Well, for starters you could play with three of your friends. That meant four of you on the game at once... Gauntlet was the first machine I remember being like that (later on X-Men and TMNT would also be 4 player beasts).  Click after the jump for more...

Now These Are The Kind Of Changes To Star Wars I could Get Behind... More Jek Baby!!!!

Jek Porkins occupies a special place in the heart of all true Star Wars fans. Luke's fellow X-Wing pilot is beloved by many despite the fact he is only on the screen for about 2 minutes... So the gang over at Hey Killer Productions decided to show Mr. Lucas how to really digitally re-touch something for the better. They released this clip that features more Jek... and we can't get enough!!! Check out the full video after the jump.

The Epic Meal Time Crew Introduces You The World's Mightiest Hero: Muscle Glasses!!!

This video from the Epic Meal Time Gang was filmed at the San Diego Comic Con and features their own superhero, Muscle Glasses, challenging a plethora of cosplaying superheroes to an arm wrestling match. Lets just say the results are interesting (and hysterical!). See for yourself after the jump by clicking Read more below.

The Man In Black Has A Name & It's....

I am so sorry that it took so long for me to post this Lost video, but I got sidetracked earlier in the week and completely forgot. Apparently Damon Lindelof & Carlton Cuse had some fun hijinks plan for the Lost: One Year Later panel at Comic Con. Continue after the jump for the rest of the hysterical panel.

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Yeah, I'm Not So Good At This Armor Making Thing...

Why am I fighting a dragon in my underwear???

This is a funny video from Dorkly featuring Arthur of the 'Ghost n Goblins' franchise haggling with his blacksmith over the armor he just purchased. I'm not sure if this dialogue was in the original game (wink wink), but it is extremely true and very funny. Kudos to Rob at Topless Robot for finding this one. Hysterical 8-bit humor.
 

Michelle Obama Needs To Hire Rowdy Roddy Piper

He's come here to fight childhood obesity an chew bubble gum. And he's all out of bubble gum.



I could have done with even more crazy violence on children though. I mean if you're gonna go for it, go for it! It's worth watching just to watch Roddy attempt to run in that last part.

I still think Piper is totally entertaining and charismatic. What I wouldn't give to see a buddy cop movie with him and Gary Busey.

Field Of Dreams 2: The NFL Lockout Edition

This video has apparently been out for about a week, but I just saw it on ESPN this morning and it cracked me up. It features Taylor Lautner of Twilight fame as a second coming of Kevin Costner's Field Of Dreams character. He builds a football field in the middle of Iowa and all of the sudden locked out NFL superstars start showing up. Hijinks ensues.... very funny stuff. I love Ray Lewis tackling the shit out of everyone. Much better then his old practice of murdering people during Super Bowl weekend. You gotta love the cameos from vets such as Ray Liotta (who was in the real Field Of Dreams) and Dennis Haysbert as well... and Marielle Jaffe can get it!!!! Look for the special cameo at the end. Tell us what you think in the comment section below:

Field of Dreams 2: NFL Lockout with Taylor Lautner from Taylor Lautner

The Lonely Island Is Back & Better Then Ever

Taccone, Samberg and Schaffer

I am a huge fan of The Lonely Island. Andy Samberg may be the most recognizable of the three, but Jorma Taccone and Akiva Schaffer help him make up the this comedy threesome that always put a smile on my face with their ridiculous songs. I really liked their first album Incredibad, but they have truly outdone themselves with their new one, Turtleneck and Chain. They All Star collaborations that these guys pull off are absolutely astounding (holy alliteration Batman... I didn't even mean that!). These are my two favorite from the new album:


First up, a rap/ballad featuring Michael Bolton entitled Captain Jack (I can't believe I just wrote that):



Then we got 'Shy Ronnie' which features Rhianna... another head-scratching collabo that works so well!!! I love this one:

Ferris Bueller: 25 Years Later!!!

There has been some buzz around the net that there is a sequel in the works for one of the greatest teenage movies ever, Ferris Bueller's Day Off. The John Hughes classic should never be touched and must avoid the remake/sequel trend that we are going through right now. I really don't want to see a 50 year old Inspector Gadg... er, I mean Matthew Broderick, running around getting into mischief. That magic can't be duplicated it again.


With that being said, this skit from comedy troupe Sidecar Comedy shows us exactly what a day in the life of Mr. Bueller would be like 25 years since his reign over Chicago. This is a much more realistic look at what he would probably be going through. Pretty funny stuff:

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That was great. Gilbert Gottfred as Abe Frohman??? Perfect!!!

Tyrion Lannister, I Pledge My Allegiance To You FOREVER!!!!

This is why Tyrion Lannister is the coolest character on Game of Thrones. He did what everyone in America and Westeros wanted to do... slapped the shit outta the smug boy king Joffrey. Totally amazing. Now here is 10 MINUTES OF IT!!!!

I can watch that all day. Tyrion Lannister FTW!!!!!

Halloween Is Only 5 Months Away... And Sam's Back!!!

Everyone's favorite Trick r Treater/Serial Killer Sam is back... this time to wish you a Happy Fathers Day!!! He also wants you to check out FEARnet.com and know that Halloween is only 5 short months away. Wonderful:

Best Drum Solo.... EVER!!!!

My boy Glenn sent this clip as an email to me and a group of friends. The resulting comments have been hilarious. This guy is the worst wedding singer in history, but when "In The Air Tonight" comes on he turns into the best drummer ever... see for yourself:




Good lord... he is paying that fat woman's breasts like a drum set!!! Here are a few comments that were made by some of my pals that were on the email:

Jeff Bond: I really wish there was more footage at the end to see her reaction after the moment of awe that accompanied the chest drum solo. Did she yell at him? Did she get turned on an kiss him after? I need to know!! ...but I just don't want it to disappoint me

Glenn Gracia: Who was that woman? Why did she not even flinch? Who's basement was that? How long did it take them to create that Stardust Entertainment sign on oak tag? Does this DJ do birthday parties for, say, guys turning 33 in October?

Tommy Lombardozzi: A Slob!!!!

I love my friends... lol!!!

Wu-Tang Wednesday: The Wu Tang Office

 These videos are from a Youtube user by the name of Essie Driver in which him and his white friends re-enact the two skits from Enter the 36 Chambers. They call it "The Wu Tang Office". This is freaking hysterical. Very well done... these guys faces are perfect. Happy Wu Tang Wednesday!!!!

An Excellent Parody Of The VW Darth Vader Super Bowl Commercial

This is a very cool parody of the VW Darth Vader Super Bowl commercial mashed up with the recent acceleration troubles Toyota has been going through. This is well done. I love the force choke being applied to the mom... nice touch. Enjoy.

 

Don't These Guys Got Shows To Film?

There were a few videos that have been making their way around the internet over the last few days and they involve some major TV actors & actresses crossing boundaries to another medium. Some are good, but most are not... yet it is our duty to make sure you see them. Here we go:

Check out CCD favorite Heather Morris from Glee as she gets some of her cast members and Sofia Vergara involved in a "Nuthin' But A G Thang" remix for Funny or Die. Not so great, but she is smoking hot in those footie pajamas!

Nuthin' But A Glee Thang with Heather Morris, Matthew Morrison & Sofia Vergara from Heather Morris

Next up, we got Vinny from the Jersey Shore completely wrecking Wiz Khalifa's awesome song "Black & Yellow" with his version, "Black & Guido"... um, yeah. Vinny was the guy in the Jersey Shore house that I really had no reason to hate... up until now!

Last but not least, we got Kim Kardashian... she recorded a single (of course she did) with R&B artist The Dream, and they premiered it for the crowd at Tao in Vegas last week. Here is the video:



Now that was meh... but this is great. Check out Aziz Ansari, Chritina Milian, and Taraji B Henson reacting to Kimmy's new song:



I suggest these clowns get back to the TV game ASAP.... what do you think? Tell us in the comment section below!

This Is The Real Diana... And She Ain't No Princess

Check out this cool ass video from Funny or Die featuring Maggie Lawson of Psych as Wonder Woman... well, not exactly. Not the Wonder Woman you know and love... this version is alot cruder (and funnier). I absolutely loved this... check it out!!!

A Date with Diana from Maggie Lawson

M. Night... Love 'Em Or Hate 'Em???

Everybody is poo-pooing all over M. Night Shyamalan lately. His last few films have not captured the audiences the way his first few films had (I think The Happening is the worst movie ever... EVER!!!). I have yet to see The Last Airbender, but its getting smashed by critics (like 12% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes), and believe it or not, some of our C-C-D friends that watcht he cartoon show saw it and thinks it was wonderful! Anyway, our man M is kind of embracing the hate... kinda. First, check out this fake movie he made for MTV called "Escalation", which is supposed to make fun of the new film he wrote (but did not direct) Devil (it takes place in an elevator. Get it, elevator-escalator... meh)

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So he seems to be having some fun with the bad reactions he has been getting. The new movie, Devil, featured his name prominetly in the original print ads and TV spots:

Notice the "From the mind of M. Night Shyamalan" along the top of the poster? Seems like the studio wanted to push our boy M's involvement in this sucker. But the subway posters have just hit NYC, and with the film about to be released, they changed the poster a bit:

Same graphics on the poster, no credit to M Dog anymore.... Hmmmmmm, thats interesting, no??? Apparently M might be ok with the negative attitude the public has torwards him, but I do not think the studio finds it so funny. They have chosen to excise M -Diggity's name from the poster. Will people forget he was involved in this movie and maybe give it a good review? We will find out in the next few weeks once the film comes out in September. Till then, we say fuck the M-man haters.... 6th Sense and Unbreakable buys him a pass here at CCD anyday!!!