The Crippled Masters Is The Sickest Kung Fu Movie You Never Heard Of

Holy. Fucking. Shit. I don't often use prose like that to describe just any movie, but when my main man Lockheed sent me this trailer for the 1979 film 'The Crippled Master' yesterday it was all I could muster up. The trailer shows our two heroes battling the injustice they face because of their severely debilitating injuries. It was downright sickening at times to watch this clip, but awesome nonetheless. That's why it's up here on CCD baby! My man Lock says this is a movie in desperate need of a remake. What do you think? Watch the trailer after the jump and if you don't throw up your breakfast tell us if you think this would make a good movie in the comment section below.

***Please click Read more below to see the trailer for The Crippled Masters***

Watch Jimmy Kimmel Prank Ron Artest In This Animal Skit

Check out this hysterical video from Jimmy Kimmel in which he pranks basketball player and crazy person Ron Artest. Artest thinks he is there to film a Jack Hanna-type animal skit to help an animal charity, yet even though the first animal is pretty tame the next few get more exotic and ferocious. His reactions are priceless. Check it out:



Best line ever is when the director says "Maybe that's why you guys are out of the playoffs!!!". I thought Artest was gonna smack him!!! Jimmy Kimmel is brilliant.

Crazy Videos From Around The Web

First up, Jeff Bond found this cool ass Grover/ Old Spice parody. Very funny stuff...



Next up, we get a cool as re-creation of the original Back to the Future trailer... with the one and only Michael J Fox lacing up his Red & White Nikes 25 years later!!! This is a promo for the upcoming Spike TV Scream Awards. Thanks to /Film & Io9 for the scoop.



Today, we finish up with an awesome True Grit/ Toy Story Mash-up... I present to you "Toy Grit":



Leave some comments below on which of these three videos you guys liked the best. Enjoy!!!

Now For Some Cool Videos From Around The Web

Our email box is brimming with a bunch of cool stuff that people want to see up on CCD, so I am consolidating a few of these tips into one post. Here are the coolest videos we have seen in the past few days that are making us happy... hope you enjoy! Post your comments on the videos below.

First up, the ever trustworthy Jeff Bond gives us this video of Nedzad Klicic... the real Rambo.



Next, we have life imitating art... well, video games. I give you a real life bike path that has MarioKart obstacles painted into it... watch out for them bananas Toad!!!



Finally, we have Funny or Die's version of the My Buddy/ Kid Sister commercials for the Fisher Price toys. These kids are pretty fucked up, no??? Love the nut kick....

The Real My Buddy Commercial - watch more funny videos

Stormtroopers, Lovecraftian Old Ones, and Graboids... Oh My!!!

Here are some wacky videos that have come my way over the past two days. Thanks to all you guys emailing me these cool stories, because I watch these videos and I laugh my head off. Hope you guys enjoy!

First up, we see what Stormtroopers do when they want to let off a bit of steam on the dance floor. This guy breaks it down son! Check out the two little troops CGIed into the background, and R2D2 providing a little rebel flare to group. I like the modern take on Singin In The Rain... not as good as Alex in A clockwork Orange, but still good. Shout to Jeff Bond for this one.



Next up, we get an animated re-telling of one of my favorite H.P.Lovecraft stories, The Call Of Cthulhu. It may not be the way you remember it (Cthulhu won an Oscar??? WTF) But it is still cool as shit. Thanks to The Brothers Grim & Grimy for this 2 minute masterpiece.



Frank Robnik and the boys over at IO9 bring you a firsthand look at the underground world of Graboids, or the wormlike creatures that tortured the life of Kevin Bacon and the dad from Family Ties in the 90's movie series Tremors. That was one of my all time favorite 90's movies, and this informational video helps keep me out of harms way. Stay on solid ground, clown!!!


Monstrous Wildlife from Frank Robnik on Vimeo.

Hey, Wait A Minute... Thats Not The Way I Remember E.T.

I have not seen the movie E.T. the Exra-Terrestrial for a very long time, but I watched it millions of times as a kid and I distinctly remember it looking something like this:

Ah, there it is. Young, vivrant, playful Drew Barrymore and the rest of the gang find a alien life form and take him in to the family, providing him with yummy Reese's Pieces and a funny dressed in drag scene. Yup, now it's all coming back to me. Then I open my Gmail box, and I see a video from good old Mr. J Bond, I opened it, and well... lets just say it is a re-imagining of the original E.T. and that is a stretch. Check it out:

TOBACCO - Super Gum from TOBACCO on Vimeo.

Wow... wow. After watching that clip, I am fairly certain of three things:

1. I am not sure if the E.T. is a woman or a man, since the privates are covered and all violations take place off camera (thank god for small miracles!!!)
2. I feel alot better about the porn that I watch, since I know that no matter how much girls getting anal footage I may view it will never, ever be this fucking weird or sick.
3. I am no longer opening emails from Jeff Bond without people around to help me should I pass out from the images contained inside. (lol... jk Jeffy)

I would love to here everybody elses thoughts on this, so feel free to leave a comment below. Ok, I am going to watch this again...