Anybody Want to Fuck Their Ipad?

Cause if you do, then you are in luck!!! If the porn industry is anything, its super creative when it comes to coming up with items for people to fuck. Seems like they have outdone themselves this time with an Ipad holster that has a Fleshlight attached to the bottom of it, allowing the Ipad user to insert themselves virtually into the waiting porn picture or moving image waiting on the screen above. I know that we have become a nation of multi-taskers, but is anything sacred anymore? Can't I just wack off to Internet porn and THEN check my email on my Ipad, or must I do it all at once? If you needed any more proof that the Mayans were right and 2012 is our last year on Earth, here it is. Click after the jump for more pics (a tad Not Safe For Work, but quite humorous)...

The Real Superman?

Ok, Okay, Superman doesn't really exist. But check out how far this diehard fan will go to look like Superman.

Hey, Wait A Minute... Thats Not The Way I Remember E.T.

I have not seen the movie E.T. the Exra-Terrestrial for a very long time, but I watched it millions of times as a kid and I distinctly remember it looking something like this:

Ah, there it is. Young, vivrant, playful Drew Barrymore and the rest of the gang find a alien life form and take him in to the family, providing him with yummy Reese's Pieces and a funny dressed in drag scene. Yup, now it's all coming back to me. Then I open my Gmail box, and I see a video from good old Mr. J Bond, I opened it, and well... lets just say it is a re-imagining of the original E.T. and that is a stretch. Check it out:

TOBACCO - Super Gum from TOBACCO on Vimeo.

Wow... wow. After watching that clip, I am fairly certain of three things:

1. I am not sure if the E.T. is a woman or a man, since the privates are covered and all violations take place off camera (thank god for small miracles!!!)
2. I feel alot better about the porn that I watch, since I know that no matter how much girls getting anal footage I may view it will never, ever be this fucking weird or sick.
3. I am no longer opening emails from Jeff Bond without people around to help me should I pass out from the images contained inside. (lol... jk Jeffy)

I would love to here everybody elses thoughts on this, so feel free to leave a comment below. Ok, I am going to watch this again...