Toys That Probably Should Not Exist by Joey Esq

Hello CCD-ites! It's been awhile, but your boy JoeyEsq is back with another article about 80's toys to cure your Cultural Compulsive Disorder... if your particular disorder has to do with 80's toys that is. Now normally I write a feature here called "Takin' You Back... Way Back" in which I illuminate you on a forgotten yet totally awesome toy line from the 1980's, but in this one I'm taking a bit of a different approach. Today I'm focusing on a topic that has kinda fascinated me since I was young - toys based on movies that were totally not for kids. Don't get me wrong, I'm not knocking any of the movies below. In fact I love most of them. It's just kind of bizarre how many toy properties there are out there that were based on something no child had any business seeing. Check 'em out after the jump!

Ridd Sorensen Takes On The 80's Biggest Action Movies

Check out these one sheet posters from artist Ridd Sorensen. They are minimalist takes on some of the 80's biggest action movies, and are part of the upcoming "Summer Action Show" over at Planet Pulp. If these are a sign of what is going to be in that show... I am in!!! Which one is your favorite? Tell us in the comment section below!

'I'd Buy That...As A Tee' Volume 4 by Jeff Bond

Spring has sprung and I could use a few new unique T-Shirts to really make a statement without saying a word. A Statement like "I'm a geek that doesn't take much of anything seriously...I'm approachable and easily abused."

Here's some of the T-shirts I have my eye on to do just the trick but, there's only one problem....they aren't for sale yet! Please click the links below to the Threadless.com (my favoritest and most user friendly t-shirt contribution site) voting pages for each and give these beauties '5' ratings so I can throw 'em on my charge card one day.

Monster Serie 2 portrays this plain jane, house frau packin' a mean machine gun.

Imposter imagines what might be hiding under M & M's candy-coated shell.....the candy-coated shell of a Skittles candy!

Steampunk Jessica mashes up two of my faves...the "Steampunk" genre and Roger's main squeeze from 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit'....

**Please click 'READ MORE' below for some more neat Tees**

Now For Some Cool Videos From Around The Web

Our email box is brimming with a bunch of cool stuff that people want to see up on CCD, so I am consolidating a few of these tips into one post. Here are the coolest videos we have seen in the past few days that are making us happy... hope you enjoy! Post your comments on the videos below.

First up, the ever trustworthy Jeff Bond gives us this video of Nedzad Klicic... the real Rambo.



Next, we have life imitating art... well, video games. I give you a real life bike path that has MarioKart obstacles painted into it... watch out for them bananas Toad!!!



Finally, we have Funny or Die's version of the My Buddy/ Kid Sister commercials for the Fisher Price toys. These kids are pretty fucked up, no??? Love the nut kick....

The Real My Buddy Commercial - watch more funny videos