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February 13, 2014

Achy Breaky Heart 2? Yup, That Happened...


Does society know no limits and boundaries? Is there no humility, no shame, no decency? Come ON! Billy Ray Cyrus was a joke of a musician, a one hit wonder. His Achy Breaky Heart is the worst kind of one hit wonder songs, because it has not a single redeeming quality in it when you look back on it. Often times you can look back on a one ht wonder and be like " Yeah, it sucks now... but back then it was the shit!". Not Achy Breaky Heart... that one sucked always and forever! Then he parlayed that shot song to ride the coattails of his Disney Channel starring daughter as the guest star on her show. She became a huge star, making herself and Billy lots of money. So when the show ended, you think this guy would fade away and enjoy all the money he never really earned so his daughter can be the star now, right? Nope, not this douche. He has been trying to stay relevant for years, which is a tough feat for someone who has never been relevant in the first place. So here is his latest attempt at stardom... and at the same time, a shot at his twerk-tastic sexpot daughter who doesn't want much to do with him. He has recorded a RAP REMIX of Achy breaky Heart (I can't beleive I just typed that... fml), complete with flashback sequences, fake alien ships, and bikini clad twerking (of course they are) sluts. The girls are the only saving grace of this video. They are hot, no sense in denying that. But Billy Ray looks like a member of the LPGA on his way to the Kotex Open with his KD Lang bob, and that tubby redneck black dude needs to quit before I remove the neon rope from around the brim of his cowboy hat and choke him with it. This is just as awful as it gets, and that is why I share it with you. I bring it to you so that you can mock him, ridicule him, and have a laugh at his expense because this dick is the worst kind of attention whore... the kind that actually thinks he is doing quality musical work. Fuck this asshole. Let the scorching and public humiliation commence! Watch the video after the jump...

September 27, 2012

How The Hell Do These Things Stay Concealed???

There are a lot of things I often wonder about. Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet? Whose the best MC: Biggie, Jay-z or Nas? But none of these age old questions even hold a candle to one of the universe's greatest mysteries: How the fuck does Christina Hendricks keep her massive balloon boobs concealed in a dress... let alone a dress with no fucking straps???? I just found these pictures of the stunning redhead over at The Superficial and I am truly dumbfounded on how she gets them to defy gravity. She is so spectacularly sexy... God, do I love her!!!! See some of the pics after the jump...

February 9, 2012

Lindsay Lohan May Be Trashy, But Wow Do I Love Her Boobs!!!

Lindsay Lohan is probably in the midst of the most public unraveling of a celebrity in the history of pop culture. No one has fallen so far so fast in the public eye... and I can't stop watching!!! One thing that has remained in tact over the course of her drunken, drug addled lifestyle are her spectacular tits. These things are wonderous. They were the only interesting part of the Playboy spread she did a few months back, and they continue to play way more important roles than Lindsay in any recent pics she takes. If you need more proof, take a look at this impromptu photo shoot that broke out at the Chateau Marmont with celebrity photographer Terry Richardson. There are like 20 pics (you can see the full gallery here), or you can just continue after the jump for the highlights.... which include the best shots of Lindsay's luscious boobs. She may be a crack head, but she does keep her boob game tight....

April 6, 2011

Did Kirstie Alley Try To Eat Her Dance Partner On Live TV?

Get In My Belly!!!

Hahahahahahaha.... thats what you get when you sub an elephant in where a female celebrity under 175 lbs should be. I'm not saying they all gotta be Nicole Scherzinger (why not?), but they should be more in shape than Gorilla Grodd...  er, um, I mean Kirstie Alley. Check the video for yourself (fall takes place around the :20 second mark):



I got this video via The Superficial. Here is what they added:
This also led to Kirstie falling to the floor which surprisingly did not trigger the massive San Andreas seismic event geologists have been anticipating....
...As of this post, ballistic experts are still searching the studio for Maksim’s kneecap which thankfully was pointed away from the audience.
Hahaahahahahahaha... If only she would have fell ON him. That would have really sealed it for me. Meanwhile, I read elsewhere that they went on to recieve a higher score for this routine then last weeks, despite not blowing out a thigh muscle and tumbling to the floor. Whatever credability this show did have just went FALLING out the window (see what I did there... Falling? LOL....). Isn't this show called Dancing With The Stars? When did they start filming this at Sea World? Really... I can do this all day.