September 27, 2012

How The Hell Do These Things Stay Concealed???

There are a lot of things I often wonder about. Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet? Whose the best MC: Biggie, Jay-z or Nas? But none of these age old questions even hold a candle to one of the universe's greatest mysteries: How the fuck does Christina Hendricks keep her massive balloon boobs concealed in a dress... let alone a dress with no fucking straps???? I just found these pictures of the stunning redhead over at The Superficial and I am truly dumbfounded on how she gets them to defy gravity. She is so spectacularly sexy... God, do I love her!!!! See some of the pics after the jump...










If you think those boobs staying in place are mindboggling, try wrapping your head around the fact that the doofy kid who eats the weed in the first scene of Super Troopers is married to this Amazonian goddess and gets to motorboat the shit out of those yard dogs every night... like a boss!!! 


4 comments:

  1. That guy's horrible looking.

    Man, what milks!!!

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  2. That dress is a masterpiece of engineering. I hear the out of work NASA guys take six months to make all her dresses.

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  3. I love that you have a lable called Amazing Boobs lol. she is spectacular!!!

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