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Showing posts with label Katy Perry. Show all posts

December 23, 2013

On The 10th Day of Christmas, CCD Gave To Me....


Our Girl, Kat-y!!!!!! Katy Perry is a favorite here at CCD, and has been from the very beginning of her career... and that is mainly due to 2 major reasons, if ya catch my drift! All boob jokes aside, I like Katy because she makes fun pop music and seems to enjoy doing just that. She isn't stuffy and serious, and always seems to be having a ball... and she wears some amazing outfits! The girl is sex personified, and when she seems to have the personality to match it is hard to find a fault with her. She also loves to get themed up and dresses in some great holiday outfits... Thanks again Katy! You can see th epics of Katy's 2013 Christmas exploits after the jump, and check back over the next 2 days to see how we wrap up this years 12 Days of Christmas-y Sexy Women countdown!!!

December 30, 2011

Artist Profile: Sam Spratt


I love it when things come full circle. I find this happening more and more these days. I fist saw artists Sam Spratt's work when Rainn Wilson decided to adopt Spratt's drawing of him with a Bear Skin on his head as his own personal Twitter avatar. Imagine how cool that must have been for Spratt... so cool. But that's just the tip of the iceberg for Spratt. Directly out of college Spratt was tapped to be the ONLY illustrator for the Gawker Media empire (Gawker, Gizmodo, Kotaku, etc)... not to shabby. He has gone on to create some fantastic pieces of celebs, and even a Game Informer Magazine cover that is bananas!!! Oh, and I almost forgot... Spratt is from Brooklyn as well!!!! You know how much we love to support the local NYC artists. Thanks to Jeff & Edson for sending me a link to such a cool artist. You can click here to see his full online portfolio, and click after the jump to see some of my personal faves from Spratt. Trust me, these pieces will have your jaw hovering just above floor level...

July 26, 2011

Why Can't They Get Katy Perry For The Live Action Porn Version Of The Smurfs?


Jesus H Christ... Katy Perry is freaking hot!!! Check out these pics from the recent premiere for The Smurfs. Never a shy bird, Katy showed up in a barely there white Smurfette mini skirt that left little to the imagination, especially after she leaned in to pose for a picture with a fan and flashed her purty white panties to the world (see the pic after the jump). Where's the thong Katy? I was a bit disappointed. I grabbed a few key shots of Katy on the red carpet. I also am not a fan of the new blonde hairdo. Don't get me wrong, she still looks hot... but Katy is a blue eyed brunette, and thats the way I like her!!! Damn you Russell Brand....

***Please click Read more below to see the rest of the Katy Perry pics***

June 23, 2011

Katy Perry Does It Again... Thank God!!!

So, its not like its a secret that Jeff Bond and I have a slight crush on the mega boobed Katy Perry. Her music is ok, and I can get past the popcorn pop music for the sake of her barely-there tops and beautiful blue eyes. Anyway, the lovely Mrs. Russell Brand (how is that even possible?) is on the cover of this month's 'Rolling Stone' magazine. No need to buy the mag... here are the photos (and a companion video!!!) courtesy of Drunken Stepfather. Enjoy....








February 28, 2011

Katy Perry + Kanye = Win


Here is Katy Perry's new remix single E.T. featuring the one and only Kanye West. He probably produced this as well (sounds like Kanye). I'm digging it... how about you guys? Tell us in the comment section below.

January 26, 2011

2 New Tracks To Make Your Ipod Bump....


First up we got Kanye West & Jay-Z with their first single H.A.M. (Hard As a Motherfucker) from their upcoming album Watch The Throne. Yeah, these two are making an album... everybody else needs to pack it up. It's over for all you chumps.





Next up we got my favorite dirty girl Ke$ha checking in with one of the greatest MC's of all time, Andre 3000 of Outkast. The song is called Sleazy (Remix), and I absolutely love it! Thats a hard ass beat, and it's been a long time since I heard Dre spit some bars....



Plus, since it is a Ke$ha song, I get to run this excellent picture of her being bent over by Katy Perry... your welcome!!!

January 10, 2011

This Video Tells The Truth...


This video tells the truth so much its scary... its called "Katy Perry is a Cocktease" and is set to her hit song "Teenage Dream". I know its a few month old, but I just can across it and its quite humorous. Not only is it funny, its actually quite factual. She is so slutty and sex orientated, yet you got no shot of seeing that ass... the true definition of a teaser of the cock. Anyway, enjoy the video. I especially love the Russell Brand digs...


Katy Perry Is a C*cktease Music Video - Watch more Funny Videos

Thanks to Break.Com for another winner....

December 31, 2010

The 2010 Year In Review Meme: Jeff Bond Edition


Here is Jeff's Bonds 2010 Year in review meme... hope you enjoy!

1) 3 Favorite Movie Releases of 2010:


- 'Inception': A brilliant Mindf*ck. Chris Nolan is the director of the decade!

- 'Scott Pilgrim vs. The World': One of the best but, also the most underrated film of the year

- 'The Expendables':  I've been imagining a film including all of the action stars I grew up with for a long long time. The success of this one means that sequels will surely follow with the cast of characters becoming more and more impressive.)

2) Favorite Song of 2010:

'All I Do is Win' -DJ Khaled (This was my 'club anthem' for the year)

3) Favorite Albums of 2010:

'BackSpacer' -Pearl Jam (This album came out late 2009 but, I didn't start playing the sh*t out of it until 2010. Arguably the best PJ album since 'VS.')

Honorable Mentions:

'Flamingo' - Brandon Flowers
'Black Gives Way to Blue' -Alice in Chains (also a 2009 release)
'Blueprint 3' -Jay -Z (also released in 2009 but, didn't get any real play from me until 2010)

4) Favorite "New" TV Show of 2010: AMC's 'Walking Dead'

5) Favorite "Old" TV Show of 2010: AMC's 'Mad Men' (Although it's been on for 4 seasons, I just started watching this summer)

6) Best Purchase you made in 2010:

Lego Mini figures: Such a brilliant idea on Lego's part. One of my favorite things about buying Lego, since I was 4 or 5 years old, is to get my hands on the Mini figs that come with each set. Lego decided to create dozens of Mini Figures and package them separately and enigmatically, like baseball cards,  so that they're a surprise each time. The fun part of this is that it gives Lego the opportunity to release figures like a zombie, a roman gladiator, clown, luchadore or even Dracula that wouldn't be so simple to build a whole series around. Fun to trade with friends...or create an army of clown clones! Pure genius

7) New Technology that you acquired in 2010:
3-D Bluray Player and LED TV. I'm in no way a 'Techy' I'm just happy to move my 29in TV back into the bedroom where it belongs and watch TV like a human after my 48in LCD burnt out 2 years ago.

8) Favorite Film you watched on DVD, Netflix or Cable in 2010: 'Danger: Diabolik'. A MUST see.

9) Celebrity That you loved in 2010 (1 male & 1 female):

Female: Katy Perry...hands down. Coolest chick ever. She makes fun music and loves to dress accordingly. She's got the sense of humor of good pal and even married one one of the coolest guys. You'd think I'd hate him for it but, how could one dislike Russel Brand?

Male: Tom Hardy! You might remember him from small parts in 'Layer Cake' and 'RocknRolla' but his first big film 'Bronson' may have been the most inspired work I've seen in a decade from anyone. In addition he steals the shine from every co-star in every film he's a part of. His character in 'Inception' was so quick tongued and brilliant. Both his style and responses to the press are classic. He's rumored to be off to the new Mad Max film these days but, he's guaranteed the top 'dramatic/action star' seat in Hollywood for an unforeseeable future.

10) Celebrity That you hoped would die in a plane crash (1 male & 1 female):

Female: I gotta say, I'm probably not wishing death on any women this year. Women REALLY have to be up to something paralyzingly obnoxious to make me THAT mad at them because, let's face it, they still have the parts I need! If I HAD to choose, though, I guess it'd have to be Heidi Montag from 'The Hills'. I didn't even remember her name and had to look her up...that's how insignificant she should be to everyone! She makes Paris Hilton look like natural born talent who's famous for doing something in comparison. Her every move is a publicity stunt to keep her in some sort of spotlight. Wishing her death via plane crash is probably something she has planned already, herself, for more notoriety.


Male: Michael Bay...every year...until his demise. That's it. I only focus on 1 person at a time until the deed is done. Ask your friends why Heath Ledger is dead.

December 27, 2010

A Belated Christmas Gift For Jeff Bond (And The Rest Of You Guys As Well)

I am dedicating this post to great friend, fellow CCD contributor, and all around awesome guy Jeff Bond. This following photo gallery is so Christmas-y wonderful that I had to post it for him since he loves Katy Perry so much. And you know what... you have to love her cause she is so beautiful but also has fun being a famous person... thats very rare now-a-days (I'm looking at you sour puss Kristen Stewart!!!) Enjoy all of these Katy Perry Christmas themed photos... and try to keep the thoughts clean or you may end up on Santa's naughty list next year!!!




***Click Read more to see more Katy Perry & a special suprise at the end!!!***

December 22, 2010

Check Out College Humor's Newest Video: A Very Ke$ha Christmas

Katy Perry Bending Over Ke$ha... yup, thats what I want for Christmas...

I am fairly certain this isn't my current favorite dirty slut (what... that's how she describes herself and acts... don't get on me!), but the girl making believe she is Ke$ha is cute and takes off her pants... not to mention sings the lyrics "...well my stocking's stuffed, and my tree is trimmed..." and grabs Santa's jingle bells!!! Now, thats what I'm talking about.... filthy holiday fun!!!


August 24, 2010

Katy Perry Is On Letterman Tonight 8-24-10... Someone Lock Up Jeff Bond!!!

Katy Perry will be appearing on David Letterman tonight, performing some song and looking hot as usual. I know where Jeff Bond is going to be at around 11PM east coast time tonight... and if he is on the phone at that moment, I'm sure he will be operating blue tooth status (you know... hands free... so he could... yea, you get the picture!) Anywho, check your local listings and tune in for CCD's favorite pop princess tonight. Damn you Russell Brand!!!!

August 4, 2010

Proof That There Is A God: Katy Perry & Zooey Deschanel Edition


Holy. Fucking. Shit. There have been millions of comparison photos between these two lovely ladies showing how much alike they look, but we finally get a photo op with the two of them together! Jeff, your girl Katy is hot.... but my girl Zooey is hotter!!!! So nice, we had to do it twice.... enjoy!


July 22, 2010

Forget Cali Girls... Who Doesn't Want A Staten Island Girl??? (Um, me...)


Anybody that has ever been to a club in Manhattan, Staten Island, and or the Jersey Shore in the past few years... well then you would be familiar with the sub-species known as "Staten Island Sloriosis", a subgroup of slutty girls who are the color of an NBA basketball, wear way to much makeup, have very little clothing on, and even less morals when it comes to fellatio (see the above picture). Now, it is important to point out that not all girls from Staten Island are like this... but quite a few are. Anyway, our friend on facebook Jaime Palazzi posted this hilarious spoof video of Katy Perry's hit "California Girls" by this chick named Tara Mooney, and boy does she hit this sub-species right on the money. Just thought I would share it with you guys... great job Tara, keep them coming!!!


June 11, 2010

Some Songs You Will Be Hearing This Summer... Again & Again


It's Summer Time Bitches... well almost! I figured I would just check back in and put you on to a few tunes that are sure to be pumping on beaches and at Bar-B-Ques all summer long. Oh, and to the guy who invented the thong bikini... you sir, are a true champion!!! Enjoy

Katy Perry ft Snoop Dogg - California Gurls










Eminem ft Rhianna - Love The Way You Li

Mike Posner - Cooler Than Me


B.o.B. ft Eminem and Hayley Williams of Paramore - Airplanes Remix


March 22, 2010

Get Ready For The Smurfs...

I'm an 80's baby, born and bread. My childhood saturdays consisted of waking up around 6 am, making myself cereal, plopping down in front of the TV and watching cartoons. He-Man, GI Joe, Dungeons and Dragons, Dragon's Lair, Spiderman and His Amazing Friends, Thundar the Barbarian, Thundercats, Voltron... you name it, I loved it. But there were a couple of shows that were more up my sister Oona's alley. Shows like the Snorks, the Wuzzles, and the Smurfs that were kinda cool, but as a boy you never wanted to admit you liked them. My sister Oona had a huge thing for the Smurfs, and she collected the little figurines that went along with it. She had hundreds of these blue fuckers, and she displayed them up on her shelves for show. I was not allowed to touch them, and that drove me crazy.

The cartoon was pretty cool, a village of little blue creatures being tormented by an evil wizard named Gargamel and his cat Azrael, who want to eat them and use their Smurf magic to make gold. The series is set in medieval times and started off as a companion to a sword and socery comic strip entitled Johan and PeeWee. The little magical creatures are all blue, they are all male except for Smurfette (who was an evil smurf made by Gargamel), and they all wear white pants and white hats. They also have distinct accessories to distiguish them, like Brainey wearing glasses or Hefty constantly working out with his barbells.

Well, like most things from the past, Hollywood is going to take a shot at turning this beloved Cartoon into a CGI/Live Action Trilogy in the vein of Who Framed Roger Rabbit. At first glance, I dismissed this as terrible. Why, good lord, why??? But then the voice cast and live character actors leaked out, and I began to get excited. Not only are the names great, but such good choices for each character... well, maybe this won't be so bad. I'm sure it will be a very entertaining kids movie, and as an adult with a child that all you can ask for so that you dont want to kill yourself in the theaters. Neil Patrick Harris will play Johan, the squire that discovers the magical creatures that live in the forest near his castle. Hank Azaria will be playing the evil wizard Gargamel... and thats awesome!!! Anything with NPH and Azaria will at least get a look from me. And now for the voice actors playing the Smurfs: Johnathan Winters will play Poppa Smurf, the leader of the village. Quentin Tarantino will play Brainey, the village know-it-all. Kevin James will play Hefty, the tough guy smurf, and Alan Cummings will play Gutsy, the bravest smurf. George Lopez checks in as as Grouchy smurf, and Katy Perry will voice the only female smurf, Smurfette. All in all, this is an interesting cast. As long as they look better then the guys above, the movie will be a win in my book. I am now looking foward to the movies, and want to shout out my man Jeff Bond for putting me on to this news. Long live the smurfs... now lets just hope Hollywood does not butcher the shit out of a beloved childrens franchise.