A Real Smurf Sighting!!!

Check out this authentic replica of what artist Nate Hallinan thinks a real life Smurf would look like. The results are pretty shocking, but extremely cool nonetheless. You can see the full sized pic and an explanation of the piece after the jump.

Paz De La Huerta As A Naked Killer Nurse? Yeah, I'm In

Full picture after the jump below (beware of titties!!!)

This one comes from the say no more files... Jeff Bond sent me this awesome first look of Paz "I Love Bouncing My Titties On Boardwalk Empire" De La Huerta in the title role of Nurse 3-D. This movie is supposedly about a psychotic nurse who seems to be a caregiver but is secretly an avenging angel that punishes evil men who she encounters at the hospital. My first thought was 'Dexter'... but with more tits. God knows I love 'Dexter'... but how great would that show be with more tits? Especially tits as spectacular as De La Huerta's. That is a combo I am willing to pay 3-D premium prices for. the above pic is cropped because the poster is Not Safe For Work, but you can click after the jump to see the full poster and some quotes from the creative guys over at Lionsgate spearheading this puppy. I'm on board because Lionsgate makes great horror movies and the aforementioned spectacular tits of De La Huerta... how about you guys? Tell us in the comment section below. The film, Nurse 3-D, is due out sometime in 2012. Thanks to /Film for the tip.

***Please click Read more below to see the NSFW poster for Nurse 3-D***

Argento's 'Dracula 3-D' Looks & Sounds Intresting To Say The Least....

The Master at work....

I had heard a few months ago that Italian Horror master (and one of my personal favorite directors) Dario Argento was going to take a crack at both the Dracula mythos and a 3-D film with his unimaginatively entitled 'Dracula 3-D'. Now I know some film connoisseurs are shaking their head when they hear that a genius director like Argento wants to do a 3-D film, but I am totally OK with the idea. Why, you ask? Because Argento has made a career out of shooting visually stunning movies and using the latest technologies available to him for both shooting and post producing his films. I am eager to see what geniuses like Argento and Martin Scorcese (he has his 3-D movie Hugo Cabaret coming this December) do with the 3-D technology. Not to mention I am excited to see what Argento can do with the Dracula mythos. Oh, and one last thing.... the film has Rutger Hauer as Van Helsing!!!! Vampire Hunter with a Shotgun son..... lets go!!!!

***Click Read more below to see more pics from Argento's Dracula 3-D***

3-D Boobies = Epic Win!!!

Just when I thought that Mr. Hugh Hefner could get no cooler... he goes and proves me wrong. Despite the fact that Playboy is currently in the midst of its lowest subscription numbers in decades, Hef has found a new gimmick to try and boost lagging sales. Let me introduce you to the wave of the future: 3-Dimensional Boobies!!!

This months issue, being released today, will feature cardboard 3-d glasses and a centerfold printed in a 3-d format that will allow her assets to truly "pop" right off the page. This is not your Pappy's Playboy, no sir. Just to prove how cool he still is, when asked why they chose to do the 3-d spread, Hef responded by saying: "... if people are going to be forced to look at stuff in 3-d, the thing that they probably want to see the most would be a naked woman's boobs." Truer words have never been spoken... god bless you sir. Lets see... do I want to get a headache watching Liam Nielson "Release the Kraken" in 3-D or do I want to have my eyeball tickled by a extremely protruding nipple that is defying gravity??? I'll take option B... everytime. The June issue goes on sale today.