November 15, 2012

Damn You Terry Richardson... Candice Swanepoel Too???


What did I do wrong in life and what did Terry Richardson do right that allows for such injustice to exist in this world? This guy must have rescued orphans from giant Tsiti flies in the jungle (if you get that movie reference then you are my people)  or ran into a burning building to save old people in order to have a "Job" like he does. He literally photographs and videotapes the hottest women on the planet... and he gets them down to the most minimal clothing possible and doing some of the silliest shit ever. What the fuck do I have to do to be around people like this? This time Richardson has eschewed his normal accomplice Kate Upton and brought in Victoria Secret stunner Candice Swanepoel to star in his new Juicy Couture commercial called 'California Dreaming'. He shot it at his usual haunt, the Chateau Mormot, and even got himself into the commercial with his stupid glasses and ridiculous plaid shirt (seriously, does this guy really only own one shirt?). I hate you Terry Richardson... and by hate I mean I WANT TO BE YOU IN EVERY WAY!!!! Catch the video after the jump...



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