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|Welcome to the Thunderdome, bitch!!!|
"About to watch Human Centipede 2 onI knew my instincts were right when the action began, and from the very beginning Martin does not disappoint. This maniac hits people in the head with crow bars, shoots a few folks in the kneecaps (just to disable them, not to kill them), and duct tapes the shit out of them in preparation for his attempt at a real life Human Centipede. Yup, in this film (H.C.2) Martin exists in our world, and he has been driven crazy trying replicate the experiment the good Doctor executed in Human Centipede 1. He works in some dank underground garage which provides him with countless people no one will miss as he attempts to expand the Centipede from 3 people to 12. Good Fucking God.
#VOD. Love my girl @ashlynnyennie I know this is gonna be a tough 1right after breakfast! #asstomouthFTW"
So I am not going to get into full on specifics on each kidnapping/handicapping Martin gets into, but lets just say they are all very brutal and not very hygienic. Two scenes stick out to me the most. One involved a black couple with a baby... and that one even freaked me out. I even tweeted this afterward:
I don't know how this black 2 year old baby is going to factor into The Human Centipede 2, but I must admit that I am intrigued.Lets just say it was bad. Thats that. Then there was the scene when Martin finally got tired of his mom's shit. First he lets his pet centipede (which is gigantic and gross as fuck) take a bite out of her face, then he caves in her skull with his trusty crow bar.
|Disgusting... and well played!|
|The lovely Ashlynn Yennie. When she is not forced ass to mouth with her co-stars she cleans up nice!|
|Martin takes this guys plan...|
|... and adds a bit of his own artwork to the gig...|
|... and then implements these tools to do the job!|
|Even when you look away, you can't escape the cruching sound each blow makes...|
Yeah buddy!!! The head of the Centipede, Ashlynn Yennie herself, tweeted me back. Ashlynn, you are down 4 life over here at CCD!!! God I love the life of a low level blogger such as myself... anyways,while I am high on life because someone as lovely as Ashlynn herself decided to answer me back on Twitter, Martin is getting the gang together... but unlike the Doctor's sanitary lab that showed no blood and shit, Martin's place of work is covered in blood, feces and unsanitary stuff. It is fucking disgusting. Then the pregnant broad Martin didn't apply to the chain-o-humans gets up and runs out... yeah, I just typed that. He gives chase, she gets in a car, she births a baby... yup, I just typed that as well.
@CCD_blog ohhhh! Have fun with that.... Eeek
|Yup, I just had a baby while on the run from Martin...|
|Yennie at the front of the shit-train|
|Did you like my movie... see you in your dreams!!!|
My ratings for The Human Centipede 2: As a regular movie 5/10... as a sick gross-out piece of cinematic gold that should be watched as a badge of honor: 25/10
When I finished this movie, I tweeted the following:
No shower in the world can clean me afterI meant it. I felt unclean and unpure. So naturally I did what any other normal person would do: I put on what has been called the bleakest, dankest, most disturbing film ever recorded and distributed to the world. A Serbian Film is the stuff of legends... but would it be bad enough to knock off the current gross-out champ, Human Centipede 2 from my sickest movie ever list? Tune back in to CCD tomorrow for Pt. 2 of this article and find out!!!
#HumanCentipede2 but I'm not even trying cause I have A Serbian Film up next. Torture Films FTW!!
|Meet Milos... star of A Serbian Film and nightmares everywhere!|
See You Manana!