How Many Bones Do You Think Steven Seagal Has Broken In His Movie Fights?

My man Vince Mancini over at Film Drunk may be one of my favorite bloggers on the internet... the dude is just hilarious. He has little things he injects to everyone one of his stories, like typing all his words with Bawstan (Boston) spellings whenever he discusses Mark Wahlberg. One of his favorite topics is the train wreck that is Steven Seagal... and everytime he discusses Seagal he uses the famous quote "Who Did Babby Lupo?" from Seagal's 'Out For Justice'. He makes me crack up. Anyway, he made his video editor Oliver Noble watch every Steven Seagal movie ever made (oh, the horror!!!) and come up with a running count of all the bone breaks that occur. This is a great one, check it out:

Can Machete Possibly Be Any Awesomer??? Um... Nope!

The official trailer for Robert Rodriguez's Machete has been released, and I can honestly say that I am anticipating this movie more then before... and since I have been waiting to see how this would turn out since that faux trailer from Death Proof/ Planet Terror, that says alot. The trailer looks phenomenal, and I can not believe the cast. Trejo is gonna be great, and Jeff Fahey looks cool as the bad guy. But Bobby De Niro? Steven Seagal? Don Johnson and Cheech Marin, Nash Bridges style? Lindsay Lohan, Michelle Rodriguez, and Jessica Alba looking hot as shit? How can the answer be yes to all of the above? I know... because its going to be FUCKING AWESOME!!! Check out the trailer, plus a few newly released Grindhouse style pics. Are you excited to see Machete? What was the coolest part of trailer for you? Tell us all about it in the comments section below. Hope you enjoy...