CCD Links It Up: Vol #13

Lucky number 13... nice! here is the 13th edition of CCD Links It Up, where we share a bunch of stories that are making their way around the web but I don't feel could be made into stories here on CCD any better than how they appeared already. So I just share a few lines and the link and allow you to peruse some of the cooler sites that exist out there. This week we got an unbelievable Lindsey Lohan story, some really cool Indiana Jones themed maps, this years Oscar nominees and snubs, some boobies, and a few different opinions on the newest entry into The Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise, TCM 3D. Tons of great stuff waiting for you on the other side... lets go!!!

Lindsay Lohan May Be Trashy, But Wow Do I Love Her Boobs!!!

Lindsay Lohan is probably in the midst of the most public unraveling of a celebrity in the history of pop culture. No one has fallen so far so fast in the public eye... and I can't stop watching!!! One thing that has remained in tact over the course of her drunken, drug addled lifestyle are her spectacular tits. These things are wonderous. They were the only interesting part of the Playboy spread she did a few months back, and they continue to play way more important roles than Lindsay in any recent pics she takes. If you need more proof, take a look at this impromptu photo shoot that broke out at the Chateau Marmont with celebrity photographer Terry Richardson. There are like 20 pics (you can see the full gallery here), or you can just continue after the jump for the highlights.... which include the best shots of Lindsay's luscious boobs. She may be a crack head, but she does keep her boob game tight....

Hey Guys, Please Stop Feeling Bad For Famous People Who Don't Care About Themselves

So yesterday would have been Kurt Cobain's birthday, and that means that I had to endure 100's of people polluting Facebook & Twitter with loads of "R.I.P. Kurt" posts. Grrrr... this shit makes me so mad. Why? Because Kurt Cobain was a pussy that shot himself in the face rather than deal with the problems he had. Am I wrong? He didn't die of cancer, or get hit by a truck... no one is making light of his drug addiction or depression... I'm merely stating facts. The dude was in a band. How many bands are out there trying to make it right now? This dude cracks the .01% of bands that actually makes it. Not only that, but he becomes the top of the tops... and then he kills himself? Fuck him... and fuck you to if that offends you.

Great musician... and a coward

Look, I like Nirvana as much as the next guy. I was in High School during the mid 90's, so I can identify with their music and the time period more then anyone. But why should I waste my time feeling bad that someone is no longer here when he didn't even want to be here anymore? I don't feel bad for him... I feel bad for his family, especially his daughter who had to grow up with no dad because he was to proud to get the help he needed to cope with his problems. He could have afforded the best therapy & drug counseling money could buy... but instead he chose a gun in the mouth. That shouldn't be mourned... it should be denounced.

But this is just another case of us regular people feeling bad for celebs... I see this all the time, and it kills me. Chris Brown beat the shit out of Rhianna, who is probably the biggest female pop star on the planet right now, and got zero jail time. ZERO.

Fuck Chris Brown

And he gets mad when people want to ask him questions about it. And people feel sympathy for this cock sucker. Rosie O'Donnell spoke out on the subject yesterday, stating that she thinks Brown catches a bad decision in the public eye because he is black. Bullshit. He committed a heinous crime. He beat a woman. Not only that, a famous woman. And nothing happened. Yet his album debuted at #1 the week it was released. Yeah, he is really suffering. Get the fuck outta here.

The saddest thing in life is wasted talent - Bronx Tale

Then you get the rest of these jack-offs who are all junked out and want sympathy. Fuck you. DJ AM was making 20,000 bucks a night to spin records and survived a FUCKING PLANE CRASH... then went back on drugs an overdosed. Feel bad for him? Fuck him. With chances like that in life, he should be grateful and try harder to fix his problems. And don't even get me started on Lindsey Lohan.... she was basically printing money and  getting any roles she wanted, and yet she couldn't stop partying. That's on her. Feel bad for her? Nope... I hope she does fucking die. Oh wait, I take that back... then I would have to read more of these fucking posts about how bad it is that she died. It should be a holiday.

Does This Look Like A Guy Who Cares What You Think?

Then you got Charlie Sheen. I got NO PROBLEM with Charlie Sheen. Why? Because he is a junkie and doesn't care who knows it. He DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK. He likes to fuck porn stars and do drugs... and he has been doing it for years. Did he ever make excuses for his problems? Nope... not that I recall. But the public tries to play it off as no big deal. He basically was the biggest problem in Hollywood for 15+ years, and his reward was a sitcom that he turned into a #1 show. He has made his network and co-stars BILLIONS. And he shows up to work... but he likes to do drugs and fuck strippers. People don't like that... well, stop giving this guy chances. I can deal with Sheen because he doesn't want your sympathy if he dies.... he probably would want you to fuck some chicks and party instead of updating your status in his honor.

We'll Always Love Big Poppa!!!

So what is the point of this rant? Save the R.I.P. statuses for legends who pass on from disease to young like Gilda Radner, or are a victim of violence like John Lennon or Biggie. Ones who are taken from us to soon like Lou Gehrig, Stanley Kubrick, James Dean  & Peter Sellers. Or better yet, how about the tons of people in our own lives that are gone way to soon. I lost my sister at 25 years old to cancer... fuck these dirtbag junkies ruining what is already a charmed life. That's a real tragedy. There is a big difference between TRAGEDY & BAD DECISION MAKING. Stop confusing the two as the same thing.

The 12 Days of Christmas-y Sexy Women

On the 3rd Day of Christmas, CCD gave to me... Rachel McAdams & a fire crotch named Lindsay!!!

Can Machete Possibly Be Any Awesomer??? Um... Nope!

The official trailer for Robert Rodriguez's Machete has been released, and I can honestly say that I am anticipating this movie more then before... and since I have been waiting to see how this would turn out since that faux trailer from Death Proof/ Planet Terror, that says alot. The trailer looks phenomenal, and I can not believe the cast. Trejo is gonna be great, and Jeff Fahey looks cool as the bad guy. But Bobby De Niro? Steven Seagal? Don Johnson and Cheech Marin, Nash Bridges style? Lindsay Lohan, Michelle Rodriguez, and Jessica Alba looking hot as shit? How can the answer be yes to all of the above? I know... because its going to be FUCKING AWESOME!!! Check out the trailer, plus a few newly released Grindhouse style pics. Are you excited to see Machete? What was the coolest part of trailer for you? Tell us all about it in the comments section below. Hope you enjoy...

If Lilo Didn't Go To Jail, She Might End Up Looking Like This....

A judge has finally sentenced Lindsay Lohan to 90 days in jail for her REPEATED "fuck you guys" attitude to all those in the legal profession. She totally disregarded regulations and restrictions that were first recommended to her and then required of her, and now she is on her way to the big house. I know, when I say big house I mean "cell in solitary with plenty of ammenities" and not real deal jail, but there might be a poistive in all this. If she would have kept up this destructive behavior, chances are she would have went from this: 

To This:

Lets hope she gets here shit together, cause I thought back in the day she had a lot of potential. God knows she has squandered a ton of opportunities, but Hollywood loves a comeback. Lets go Lilo, get it togther!!!