The Red Band Trailer For "Horrible Bosses" Makes Me Want To See This Movie SOOOOO Much More...

Why doesn't this guy want to fuck her? I am concerned...

What a difference a red band trailer makes. I thought that "Horrible Bosses" was gonna be a mediocre comedy, one that featured a great cast but would play it safe. All the previews have seemed to play it that way. The cast of bosses (Kevin Spacey, Jennifer Aniston, and Colin Farrell) was what worried me the most. I like all three as actors... but would they truly be able to be despicable to the point that they should be killed??? I just wasn't buying it. But my main man Glenn just sent me the Red Band trailer... shall we:




Ok... I guess if this is how the three bosses are gonna act, I'm in!!!! This one looks really funny, and it seems from the lines of all three of the bosses that they are embracing their douche-ness to the fullest extreme. Let me ask you this: Did you ever imagine Kevin Spacey talking about rolling his nuts in shredded coconut or Jennifer Aniston deep throating multiple cock shaped foods while in a nightie and using the word dick in a sentence??? OMG Rachel !!!! I'm looking forward to this one. Hits theaters July 8th!!!

Oh my, my, my.... Rachel, what goes on???

5 Reasons To See 'Just Go With It'... Even Though It Looks Like Absolute Shit

It would seem that Adam Sandler is actually making movies with ridiculous plots similar to the ones his character in "Funny People" played to just show that he can... like a big 'fuck you' to everyone. I was watching 'Billy Madison' the other day and was amazed by how well it holds up... and here he is making a rom-com about a guy who wants to get some unreal hot chick to fall for him by making believe two children who are not his own are his. Wait... what? This got made? You gotta be fucking kidding me.

Anyhow, the hot chick that Sandler is after is Brooklyn Decker. Mrs. Andy Rodrick. Fuck. Not only is he coming up with bullshit movies, but he is actually casting these funbags opposite himself. Well, I probably would not ever want to see this shit box... but I will watch it for the following reasons:

Between Two Ferns Is Back... With Tila Tequila & Jen Aniston!!!

Everyone's favorite chat show, Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis is back. This time he takes recent sex tape star and celebuslut (I just made that word up.... awesome!) Tila Tequila and pairs her up with the favorite girl next door Rachel Gree.... er, I mean Jennifer Aniston. This is a good one:

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Tila Tequila from Between Two Ferns

You gotta love the theme music from Friends on a push button, no? I love these... can't wait to see who he gets next!!!