5 Reasons To See 'Just Go With It'... Even Though It Looks Like Absolute Shit

It would seem that Adam Sandler is actually making movies with ridiculous plots similar to the ones his character in "Funny People" played to just show that he can... like a big 'fuck you' to everyone. I was watching 'Billy Madison' the other day and was amazed by how well it holds up... and here he is making a rom-com about a guy who wants to get some unreal hot chick to fall for him by making believe two children who are not his own are his. Wait... what? This got made? You gotta be fucking kidding me.

Anyhow, the hot chick that Sandler is after is Brooklyn Decker. Mrs. Andy Rodrick. Fuck. Not only is he coming up with bullshit movies, but he is actually casting these funbags opposite himself. Well, I probably would not ever want to see this shit box... but I will watch it for the following reasons:

Brooklyn, We Get Hard... We Get Hard!!!!

Sorry Jay, but I had to change your boast about Brooklyn to fit what will be happening to men all over the country in the next few weeks... The Sports Illustrated 2010 Swimsuit Issue hit newstands on Tuesday Feb. 9th and it features the lovely Brooklyn Decker on the cover. Not a bad choice, the beautiful Mrs. Andy Roddick dons a teeny weeny yellow bikini on the cover of the annual celebration of women and bathing suits put out each year by the sports mag. The issue is often the topic of intense debates amongst the american male population and a good cover shot can make or break a model.

The magazine features tons of chicks in bathing suits... Duh!!! But it also has some really cool themed photo shoots. The first one is a Dancing With The Stars Cast shoot catching your favorite celebrity dancers and their partners in beach attire. Then there is a body painting spread which features a "Soccer Uniforms From Around The World Theme". Twilight's Ashley Greene also has a body painting layout. A few of the American Stars from the upcoming 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver raise the heat in an otherwise cold weather setting. All in all, a solid effort by the boys and girls over at Sports Illustrated. Thank you for what you do year after year. Mena across America are forever in your debt... Enjoy!!!

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Lindsey Vonn (US Olympic Team) Video: