2 New Tracks To Make Your Ipod Bump....

First up we got Kanye West & Jay-Z with their first single H.A.M. (Hard As a Motherfucker) from their upcoming album Watch The Throne. Yeah, these two are making an album... everybody else needs to pack it up. It's over for all you chumps.

Next up we got my favorite dirty girl Ke$ha checking in with one of the greatest MC's of all time, Andre 3000 of Outkast. The song is called Sleazy (Remix), and I absolutely love it! Thats a hard ass beat, and it's been a long time since I heard Dre spit some bars....



Plus, since it is a Ke$ha song, I get to run this excellent picture of her being bent over by Katy Perry... your welcome!!!

Check Out College Humor's Newest Video: A Very Ke$ha Christmas

Katy Perry Bending Over Ke$ha... yup, thats what I want for Christmas...

I am fairly certain this isn't my current favorite dirty slut (what... that's how she describes herself and acts... don't get on me!), but the girl making believe she is Ke$ha is cute and takes off her pants... not to mention sings the lyrics "...well my stocking's stuffed, and my tree is trimmed..." and grabs Santa's jingle bells!!! Now, thats what I'm talking about.... filthy holiday fun!!!

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Ke$ha Is On The Cover Of Complex Magazine... Yup, Thats A Win-Win!!!

Ke$ha is on the cover of this months Complex Magazine (with Kanye West on the flip side), and this is a win-win for me. First of all, Complex is my favorite magazine out right now. Marc Ecko and the crew are killing it and I can not get enough of the well rounded publication they put out consistently. Secondly, and most importantly, I have an unhealthy obsession with the dirty girl that is Ke$ha. Yeah, I saw that unflattering pic of her pancake-like ass in that bathing suit... but guess what??? I don't care. I love this filthy bitch, and money is agreeing with her as it seems she has hit the gym a bit between albums. There is a lot of leg featured here, and not much ass at all (coincidence? I think not...) but she still looks damn good... and by damn good I mean filthy good!!! Here is the full photo shoot courtesy of Fashion Indie... I hope you like it!!!

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