WTF... A Human Centipede MUSICAL!!!!

Here is a group of Emerson students performing a 70 minute MUSICAL version of The Human Centipede... words can't do justice to what went through my head when I saw this over at Filmdrunk the other day. I absolutely loved the original movie, and I had the pleasure of meeting the three actors who played the centipede in the movie at last years Big Apple Comic Con. Ashlynn Yennie and Ashley Williams are both gorgeous and super nice, and Akihiro Kitamura was the man!!! I wonder what they would think about this ambitious project.... I'll hit em up and get back to you! In the mean time, you can watch the WHOLE musical production in seven Youtube clips... here is the first one, the rest are after the jump. Enjoy... and tell us what you think in the comment section below.

***Please click 'Read More' below to see the other 6 clips***

How Many Bones Do You Think Steven Seagal Has Broken In His Movie Fights?

My man Vince Mancini over at Film Drunk may be one of my favorite bloggers on the internet... the dude is just hilarious. He has little things he injects to everyone one of his stories, like typing all his words with Bawstan (Boston) spellings whenever he discusses Mark Wahlberg. One of his favorite topics is the train wreck that is Steven Seagal... and everytime he discusses Seagal he uses the famous quote "Who Did Babby Lupo?" from Seagal's 'Out For Justice'. He makes me crack up. Anyway, he made his video editor Oliver Noble watch every Steven Seagal movie ever made (oh, the horror!!!) and come up with a running count of all the bone breaks that occur. This is a great one, check it out:

Everything Is A Remix: Kill Bill

This is a wonderful compilation by Rob Wilson of all the original movies that Quentin Tarantino looked towards for "inspiration" (aka jacked) for his action film opus Kill Bill Volumes #1 & 2. I know that Tarantino loves to pay homages to his predecessors, but these are some very obscure films that he took cues from. I think that makes it even better. I'm not even mad at him for doing it... it's not like he denies it. He embraces his inner film geek, and then finds a way to put little reminders in there. This clip is wonderful. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.


Everything Is A Remix: KILL BILL from robgwilson.com on Vimeo.

Thanks to Film Drunk for the tip and the screen shots... you guys rock!!!

Christopher Nolan Explains The Inception Ending....

 .... by not explaining the Inception ending. What the fuck people? Do you really think the guy wants to answer questions about the end of the mysterious movie? If he did, he would have showed DiCaprio's totem and whether it fell or stood up. There is a reason he shot it that way... and why David Chase went to black at the end of the Sopranos. You want to know what it is??? It's because THEY WANTED TO.... why isn't that enough?

To be perfectly honest with you, I was so blown away by the complexity of Inception and how well thought & executed it was. Great performances by everyone (especially Tom Hardy!!!), amazing visuals, and one of the most original stories, ever!!!! But forget all that.... lets badger the director with constant questions that he never intends to answer... ever. This gets me so mad. I might not be some wonderful kind of journalist, but if I had a chance to sit down with a genius like Nolan I would not waste one second on a dumb ass question like this:

To quote the interviewer "So lets get to the question that's been asking since Inception premiered last July and promptly cooked our noodle. Did the top stop spinning or what?"

At this point, Nolan promptly reached for a bottle of water, took a swig, and then removed his belt. He then walked behind the chair of the interviewer, placed the aforementioned belt around his neck, and began choking him while he screaming "Is Chris Nolan gonna have to choke a bitch... Hows this for a top, you cock sucker!!!!". He also defecated on the dead reporter and took publicity photos with the corpse as to promote what will happen to the next reporter who asks how Inception "really" ends. OK... I made that last bit up. But here was his real response:

“I’ve been asked the question more times than I’ve ever been asked any other question about any other film I’ve made, Nolan laughs. That’s definitely the question. It keeps coming back to that. What’s funny to me is that people really do expect me to answer it. There can’t be anything in the film that tells you one way or another because then the ambiguity at the end of the film would just be a mistake, he says. It would represent a failure of the film to communicate something. But it’s not a mistake. I put that cut there at the end, imposing an ambiguity from outside the film. That always felt the right ending to me — it always felt like the appropriate ‘kick’ to me….The real point of the scene — and this is what I tell people — is that Cobb isn’t looking at the top. He’s looking at his kids. He’s left it behind. That’s the emotional significance of the thing.”

So... does that finally clear all that up for you imbeciles??? Also, Nolan dropped some knowledge on the fact that an Inception video game is in development and coming soon. I have to admit, I think Nolan handles himself admirably. My fellow blogger Vinny Mancini from Film Drunk is not so nice though... here is how he ended his article:

"It always amazes me that in 2010, you still have to explain to grown adults that fictional characters don’t have a secret life outside the works in which they appear. Air Bud spiked the ball and won the game dude, we both saw it. He didn’t become a longshoreman or start an optometry practice in Poughkeepsie."

Hahahahaha.... now that's the kind of writing I want to get from my reporters/journalists/bitter guys & gals who run a blog... that's what I'm talking about. Read Film Drunk, those guys are great. I can't wait for the Inception game, and I scour the headlines everyday hoping to see a "reporter choking" story involving Chris Nolan. Stay strong sir!!! 

Scream Schwarzenegger, Scream!!!

This is amazing... just amazing. The guys over at Film Drunk compiled this clip of all the screams the Governator has ever uttered on film. This dude screams alot, no? Anyway, enjoy the clip... and get in da chopper!!!