God I Miss Me Some Patrick Swayze!!!

Red Letter Media is known for their epic critiques of the Star Wars prequel trilogy. Those were kind of funny, but the time has come for them to move on to some bigger and better things. One of these things they have jumped into is the development of supercut videos, where they take "All the..." of something in a particular movie and edit it together into a one minute clip. Today you are going to be treated to "All the punches in the face that take place in Roadhouse". Yup, I just typed that. God I miss Patrick Swayze. Who else could rock a mullet and tight ass pants like that and still kick major ass? R.I.P. you heavenly angel of a man. Click after the jump to see the video...

Ten Years Of Ass Kicking: The Jason Statham Kill Counter

The gang over at JoBlo.com  have taken the time out to create a video that documents the immense ass-kicking that Jason Statham has participated in over the past decade. Statham is definitely my current favorite action star to watch, and he proved himself to me when he held his own in The Expendables alongside action titans like Sylvester Stallone and Jet Li. This will probably be the best 15 minutes you spend on the computer today... click to see the full video after the jump.

Why Can't More Gang Fights End Like This?

Check out this gang fight caught on tape... if all gang fights went down like this, I would be watching them all the time:



Now thats what the fuck I'm talking about... love the way they have a hard time working the Light Sabers when the first pop 'em open. That was awesome, no? Tell us what ou think in the comment section below!

Now This Is The Kinda Of Show I Would Watch Every Week

Check out this unbelievable new sport/competition that I can only hope becomes a national phenomenon... it's called the FWL, or Foam Weapons League for all you lames out there. This is for any of you people who ever whipped a fellow friend in the face with a pool noodle or all those guys who buy those awesome Nerf guns and shoot the shit out of each other (on a side note, my brother Anthony bought Mikey a Gatling Nerf gun for Christmas... 200 bullets at a time!!!). Imagine being able to re-create a Roman gladiator type environment with little to no risk of injury or death... I'm in!!! Their motto says it all - "Fake Blood... Real Fighting". Check out this cool video that gives you a peek into the wild world of FWL:

 

Holy. Fucking. Shit. They have a person named Donnybrook. That is sick. Now, all I'm saying is that with all of these dumb ass reality shows & other wastes of TV time get to air each week... so why not give this a shot? If I have to see one more group of ugly woman with money finding things to argue about or another cake/cupcake competition based show I'm going to get one of these fake foam Claymore swords and smack the shit out of a TV executive in the middle of their weekly board meeting. I am not saying that this would be a huge breakout hit (you never know, it might be)... but could it find a niche audience with geeks like me? Yup, that's a affirmative. You can check out the website for the FWL by clicking here and also friend them on Facebook. 

via Buzzfeed