Hey, Wait A Minute... Thats Not The Way I Remember E.T.

I have not seen the movie E.T. the Exra-Terrestrial for a very long time, but I watched it millions of times as a kid and I distinctly remember it looking something like this:

Ah, there it is. Young, vivrant, playful Drew Barrymore and the rest of the gang find a alien life form and take him in to the family, providing him with yummy Reese's Pieces and a funny dressed in drag scene. Yup, now it's all coming back to me. Then I open my Gmail box, and I see a video from good old Mr. J Bond, I opened it, and well... lets just say it is a re-imagining of the original E.T. and that is a stretch. Check it out:

TOBACCO - Super Gum from TOBACCO on Vimeo.

Wow... wow. After watching that clip, I am fairly certain of three things:

1. I am not sure if the E.T. is a woman or a man, since the privates are covered and all violations take place off camera (thank god for small miracles!!!)
2. I feel alot better about the porn that I watch, since I know that no matter how much girls getting anal footage I may view it will never, ever be this fucking weird or sick.
3. I am no longer opening emails from Jeff Bond without people around to help me should I pass out from the images contained inside. (lol... jk Jeffy)

I would love to here everybody elses thoughts on this, so feel free to leave a comment below. Ok, I am going to watch this again...