The GI Joe PSA's Get Tweaked A Little Bit...

I was always a fan of GI Joe, it was right up there with He Man and the Thundercats in my book. But the dumbest part of the show was the PSAs at the end of every episode... the preachy nonsense that ensued after a 30 minute show of people shooting at each other never quite made sense to me... So of course somebody re-dubbed the PSAs and uploaded them on Youtube. Now they are lewd, crude, and full of the child abusing dialogue that we here at CCD know and love! Check em out after the jump...

The Two Worst People To Campaign For Safe Sex Do Just That....

Are you fucking kidding somebody? Better yet... what the fuck is The Candie Foundation, and who the fuck is in charge there, Mickey Mouse? How else can you justify putting Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino & Bristol "Baby Maker" Palin in an abstinence PSA. Jesus Christ on a cross, this is a joke right? I could see this as a skit on Funny or Die or on SNL, but if this is real.... well, then the apocalypse must truly be on us. Here are 5 questions that come immediately to mind.

1. How many times did The Situation say the word "situation" in that clip?
2. How fat & wide is B Palin's (Really... B Palin?) head?
3. How is the fact that Bristol Palin had a kid at 17 a minor fact that is merely glazed over?
4. Does this d-bags button down shirt really have a plunging necklne to rival J-Lo's green Versace dress?
5. Magnums huh... isnt that convenient???

I hope this is the last we have to see of these two wastes of life, even though I know that won't be the case. Especially Palin. Don't planes go down in whiteout blizzards over Alaska all the time? What... one can hope, can't he?



Thanks to Tosh.0 for the clip...

Elvira Does Here Best Christine O'Donnell... But With Bigger Boobs!!!

Very cool PSA from the queen of late night horror movies, Elvira: Mistress of the Dark. She is promoting an upcoming showing of The Werewolf of Washington and taking a shot at Christine O'donnell, the political candidate that had to actually defend herself for previous wiccan beliefs (she was a wiccan!!!), didn't know that the separation of church and state was in the 1st amendment, and has launched her new silly "I'm you" campaign, with that typical Elvira wit. Thanks to The Bloody Pit of Rod for this tip. Enjoy: