Twilight On The Jersey Shore...

This video aired on Jimmy Kimmel's Twilight: Eclipse special that aired a few nights back. Our favorite goons from the Jersey Shore take some time out of their busy GTL schedule to re-enact some of the most memorable scenes of the Twilight saga... this is freakink hysterical!!! Pauly D as Jacob... hehehehe. Enjoy the video...

 

No Vampire Sex and Baby Birth??? Oh, What a Gip...

As we get closer to the release of the third Twilight film Eclipse, more and more details are coming out about the adaption of the fourth and final film, Breaking Dawn. They have decided to release the massive Breaking Dawn in two parts, that way they can include all of the important scenes. I have read the books and  am looking forward to the Eclipse and Breaking Dawn films because the books were filled with tons of fighting and action. But one scene that is completely and utterly important to the story may not make it into Breakiing Dawn at all...

Bella and Edward decide to get married, and when they do... well lets just say they consumate that puppy the old fashion way. The only problem is, Bella is human and Edward is a vampire. He has a body that is like solid stone, and once he gets going in the bedroom... well, lets just say I hope Bella likes it rough. In the book she experiences many injuries and Edward is disgusted by how much damage he actually did to his new wife by boning her. But thats not the worst part... oh no!!! She gets pregers with a Vamp kid, and then is forced to give birth to the little monster while the baby tries to eat her from the inside out... this was a sick scene in the book. One of the best and most harrowing scenes Stephanie Meyers actually wrote in all four books. Yet it might no make it onto film....  call bullshit.

Rumors are swirling that the sex scene between Bella and Edward will be cleaned up and sanitized for the teen audience, and the childbirthing scence will suposedly take place off camera. Wait... what??? This is what it is all about, some of the greatest parts of the book... and you are just going to change them completely. This sucks, especially for people like me. I gave these books a shot, even though they were pre-teeny in nature. But by the third and fouth instalments we are getting treated to some full fledged horror type moments. It will not be 30 Days of Night, but it shoulkd start to get bloody and shit real soon. And now they are gonna just edit these scenes.... ughhhhh. Please producers of the Twilight series, you must show these two scenes for all of us people who hung in their with the frst few movies just to get to this point. I want my Bella/Edward sex scene & my vampire baby birthng sequence, and I want it now!!!!  

Who doesn't want to see something like this little guy eat their way out of Kristin Stewarts emo vag??? Who doesn't want to see Edward beat the shit outta Bella while getting his nut off??? This is classic shit people. Lets hope they get these scenes right. What do you think... should they keep the scenes in or cut/edit them? Let me know in the comment section below...

   

It's Saturday: Lets All Go To The Movies!!!

OK, OK... you made it through another week. And even though the weekend starts at 5 pm on Friday, most of us really don't start to enjoy our weekend until Saturday morning. Waking up and not having to go to the hell hole of a job that you occupy during the week is a relief of epic proportions. You can do whatever you want, and usually for me that involves wanting to hit up a movie theater at some point. The reasons why its a great idea to go to the movies are endless, but one reason I like it is that its a short term event (like 2,3 hours tops) that you can fit in anytime during a busy weekend. We all know whats playing at the Multiplex... everyday we are bombarded with ad's for movies in the newspaper, on the train, and on the radio. My then 3 year old son used to ask me what the date was, and when I would tell him, he would then immediately shout out the big movie that was opening that week. But in most cities across the US, there are alternative/boutique type theaters that show mostly independent and revival films. The independents are cool, but the revival films are the best. What better way to relive your childhood then seeing "Gremlins" on the big scree en after 20 years. Or maybe getting a chance to see something at the movies that you weren't around to see during it's original run. Either way it's a great activity for day or night. Here was going on in movies this week. Enjoy the fresh popcorn !!!

Opening March 27th Wide Releases : Hot Tub Time Machine, How To Train Your Dragon (3D also)


Independent/International Releases: Bluebeard (French Import), Ca$h, Chloe (Canada), Eclipse (Irish Import), Waking Sleeping Beauty (Documentary)

Special Screenings:

The Shining and Strange Days playing Saturday at Midnight @ IFC Center (212) 924-7771

All of Tim Burtons classics playing @ Moma (various showtimes) (212)-708- 9480

Pick of the Week:

Coming To America - Eddie Murphy, Arsenio Hall, James Earl Jones, Directed by John Landis

This 1988 classic comedy is one of the FUNNIEST MOVIES EVER MADE. I have never met anyone who has told me they ddn't love this movie. Murphy plays a Prince Hakeem from the land of Zamunda, and Hall plays his trusty sidekick Semi. They travel to NY to find a worthy bride for Hakeem... and what better place to start then Queens??? Murphy and Hall play like 40 characters in diferent costumes, one better then the next. Highlight of the movie was definetly the bar sequence when they are interviewing prospective women for Hakeem. Absolutely hysterical. You will love this movie on the big screen, if you can hear it over all the laughter in the theater.

Midnight show @ Landmark Sunshine Cinema 212-330-8182

Enjoy the Popcorn and Candy... have a great day!!!