January 27, 2011

If Your Stepmom Had Tits Like This, You Would Jack Off All The Time Too...


Apparently Ice-T's son, Ice Marrow (I swear that's the name he goes by... I DID NOT MAKE THAT UP!!!) was arrested a few days ago for beating his dick in the alley next to an L.A. Strip Club. He says he was taking a leak... but I feel like this has to have something to do with his Stepmom Coco. For those of you not familiar with Coco, here you go:


Now, this might not be your cup of tea... but there is no denying that her body is preposterous to some guys, most notably Ice T. I think Mr. Marrow got a case of the willy wankers because he has to look at this everyday at his crib...


Come on Ice Marrow!!! Your Pops is the original O.G. pimp.... put your dick down and get a chick to do that for you!!! Or, just pop over to dad's room... I'm sure Mama Coco will take care of you right quick!!!

1 comment:

  1. I don't care what people say. Coco is aight aight with me.

    P.S. What was this article about, again?

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