December 16, 2010

A True Christmas Present For Mr. Mike D.

It's very rare that in this day and age you get everything you want for Christmas. Shit, lets be honest... you barely get 1/4 of the shit you want. But honestly, I opened up the internet yesterday afternoon to what I can only describe as my Christmas joy in someone else's misery. Yeah I said it. I am super happy that Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are getting divorced. He had life to good. Great career... Green Lantern & Deadpool... funny & super hot body for the ladies to ogle... and the hotness that is Scar-Jo? Nah son... to much good shit for one guy. Plus, now that she is single, maybe I'll run into her on the streets of NYC and not feel guilty about kicking some game at her. Yeah right... well, it is the holiday season and this is my blog... so fuck you guys... this is my Christmas wish and I'm sticking to it!!!!!


On a serious note, this truly does sadden me. I had high hopes for this celeb couple. Celeb couples don't often last very long, but I thought these two might of had the makings of Kurt Russell & Goldie Hawn. Sorry to see it end. True love is hard to find... but lets be honest, as hot as these two fuckers are they will be banging out somebody else faster then you can say "I saw mommy blowing Santa Claus"... you know what, on second thought, fuck these two for not realizing how good they got it. The both of them could both eat a dick. Happy F'n Holidays.

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