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August 9, 2010

15 Questions Posed To A Real Horror Fan

I caught this quiz over at fellow blogger Squandor's blog Byzantium Shores, and I though it was great since I am a huge horror fan. Leave some comments below on the questions you like the best!!!

1: In Ten Words or Less, Describe Your Blog:

Bring everyones Cultural Compulsive obsession to the forefront everyday, allday!!!

2: During What Cinematic Era Where you Born?
A: The Classic Horror Era (late 30's to 40's)
B: The Atomic Monster/Nuclear Angst Era (the late 40's through 50's)
C: The Psycho Era ( Early 60's)
D: The Rosemary's Baby Era (Mid to Late 60's)
E: The Exorcism Era (Early to mid 70's)
F: The Halloween Era (Late 70's to Early 80's)
G: The Slasher Era (Mid to late 80's)
H: The Self Referential/Post Modern Era (1990 to 1999)

I was born in 1979, so thankfully I fall in the Halloween era. Creepy, scary and full of tension... I love it!!!

3: The Carrie Compatibility Question:
 (gay men and straight women - make your choice from section A)
A: Billy Nolan or Tommy Ross, who would you take to the prom?
(straight guys and lesbians - make your choice from section B)
B: Sue Snell or Chris Hargensen, who would you take to the prom?

I'll take Sue Snell (Amy Irving... she was Jessica Rabbit's singing voice, so that helps!)

4: You have been given an ungodly amount of money, and total control of a major motion picture studio - what would your dream Horror project be?

My inner horror fan would say a really good H.P. Lovercraft/ Chthulu movie would be epic... and a long time coming (I am looking forward to Guillermo del Torro's At The Mountains of Madness)

As an early 80's Horror movie freak, I would like to do a Friday the 13th -type movie for the topless titty shots alone... god, they show alot of titties in those movies, no???

5: What horror film "franchise" that others have embraced, left you cold?

The Final Destination series... I thought the first one was cool, and in the subsequent sequels there are some great death scenes, but overall enough is enough. Death is inedible, so cut the sequels already.

6: Is Michael Bay the Antichrist?

I don't think so. I know Jeff Bond is gonna eat me alive in the comment section below (and Joe Esq as well) but I don't care. I love Armageddon as a ridiculous popcorn movie, and I am a big fan of Bad Boys Part 1 and 2... three good films are enough to merit him a bit of a reprieve. I know people do not like what he did with Transformers, but even if someone else did that movie there is no guarantee it would have turned out better. George Lucas CREATED Star Wars, and he gets all types of shit for direction he took HIS characters and story (albeit justifiable shit) Maybe it could have been better, but it also could have been worse (Uwe Bole anyone???)

7: Dracula, The Wolf Man, The Frankenstein Monster - which one of these classic villains scares you, and why?

The Wolf Man, by far... no control over himself once he changes, so even if you are a loved one you can catch a claw to the dome piece quick!!!

8: Tell me about a scene from a NON HORROR Film that scares the crap out of you:

The eyeball scene in Minority Report and the fat twins from Nothing But Trouble (one of my favorite 80's comedies) both freak me out... and the White House dance sequence in Head of State.

9: Baby Jane Hudson invites you over to her house for lunch. What do you bring?

A handgun and a knife... that bitch is crazy!!!

10: So, between you and me, do you have any ulterior motives for blogging? Come, on you can tell me, it will be our little secret, I won't tell a soul.

I like to see cool shit, and then like to help my friends see that cool shit that I just saw... what better way to share then blog???

11: What would you have brought to Rosemary Woodhouse's baby shower?

A fucking clue for that chick... how the fuck did she not figure out something was going on??? Tanis Root tea and all the rest of that weird shit??? Come on woman...

12: Godzilla vs The Cloverfield Monster, who wins?

Godzilla should win, but JJ Abraham's is much more creative tahn those Japanese Monster Movie writers... so I am going with The Cloverfield Monster

13: If you found out that Rob Zombie was reading your blog, what would you post in hopes that he read it?

I would post an editorial giving him props for making movies about things he loves, tell him to ignore the haters, and provide a desire to see more wacky shit come out of that sick head of his like House of 1,000 Corpses and The Devil's Rejects

14: What is your favorite NON HORROR FILM, and why?

The Pink Panther Strikes Again and A Clockwork Orange... Peter Sellers is my favorite actor, Kubrick my favorite director.

15: If blogging technology did not exist, what would you be doing?

Still buying tons of magazines like Fangoria, Gear, Entertainment Weekly, Stuff, Maxim, King, Sports Illustrated, and Complex to saty ontop of all the ecclectic stuff I love...

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