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May 3, 2010

Lebron James: Jesus In A Basketball Jersey and Some Nikes

On Saturday, Lebron James won his second straight MVP award, edging out Dwayne Wade of the Miami Heat and Kevin Durant of the Oklahoma City Thunder. Watching him play these first few weeks of the playoffs, I have come to the realization that we might be witnessing (pun intended) Jesus himself gracing the basketball court. Why not? If you ever seen Kevin Smith's epic religious film Dogma, he has a theory that God likes to come down from heaven and take human form to do human things, like play skee ball. Well maybe Jesus was a big basketball fan, and he got tired of watching the humans half ass it... so here he is, number 23 for the Cavs. Rejoice in his splendor!!!

Obviously I am only joking about Bron actually being Jesus... but there is something heavenly about watching him play the game. D Wade, Kobe, Durant... those guys are amazing. So was Jordan, Malone, and Barkley. Magic and Bird were phenomenal... but nobody has the physical presence that LBJ does. And nobody makes it look so easy... nobody. Congrats on your second MVP Bron... now lets get that chip for Cleveland so you can come over to NYC and make the Knickerbockers a contender again!!!

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