Paz De La Huerta As A Naked Killer Nurse? Yeah, I'm In

Full picture after the jump below (beware of titties!!!)

This one comes from the say no more files... Jeff Bond sent me this awesome first look of Paz "I Love Bouncing My Titties On Boardwalk Empire" De La Huerta in the title role of Nurse 3-D. This movie is supposedly about a psychotic nurse who seems to be a caregiver but is secretly an avenging angel that punishes evil men who she encounters at the hospital. My first thought was 'Dexter'... but with more tits. God knows I love 'Dexter'... but how great would that show be with more tits? Especially tits as spectacular as De La Huerta's. That is a combo I am willing to pay 3-D premium prices for. the above pic is cropped because the poster is Not Safe For Work, but you can click after the jump to see the full poster and some quotes from the creative guys over at Lionsgate spearheading this puppy. I'm on board because Lionsgate makes great horror movies and the aforementioned spectacular tits of De La Huerta... how about you guys? Tell us in the comment section below. The film, Nurse 3-D, is due out sometime in 2012. Thanks to /Film for the tip.

***Please click Read more below to see the NSFW poster for Nurse 3-D***

Get Your Hands Of My Woman Penn... Please?

I kinda like Sean Penn as an actor, but I am ready to smash his fucking head in with a ball peen hammer for this picture of him eating lunch with Scarlett Johansson.

Yea, you see that right. That's Scar Jo's foot resting squarely on Penn's cock piece. It's bad enough you parlayed a relationship with Madonna back in 1984 into a legendary acting career, now you wanna get a footjob from one of the hottest women in the world over some disco fries? Fuck you Penn... Fuck you!

As a bonus, to make me feel better, here is an oldie but goodie of Scarlett when she was still pure (and loved tight dresses that highlighted her humungo funbags). This makes up for the Penn incident a bit... but not all the way. Enjoy.

Proof That There Is A God: Salma Hayek Edition

No words... Just Thanks!!!