The Two Worst People To Campaign For Safe Sex Do Just That....

Are you fucking kidding somebody? Better yet... what the fuck is The Candie Foundation, and who the fuck is in charge there, Mickey Mouse? How else can you justify putting Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino & Bristol "Baby Maker" Palin in an abstinence PSA. Jesus Christ on a cross, this is a joke right? I could see this as a skit on Funny or Die or on SNL, but if this is real.... well, then the apocalypse must truly be on us. Here are 5 questions that come immediately to mind.

1. How many times did The Situation say the word "situation" in that clip?
2. How fat & wide is B Palin's (Really... B Palin?) head?
3. How is the fact that Bristol Palin had a kid at 17 a minor fact that is merely glazed over?
4. Does this d-bags button down shirt really have a plunging necklne to rival J-Lo's green Versace dress?
5. Magnums huh... isnt that convenient???

I hope this is the last we have to see of these two wastes of life, even though I know that won't be the case. Especially Palin. Don't planes go down in whiteout blizzards over Alaska all the time? What... one can hope, can't he?



Thanks to Tosh.0 for the clip...

The Best "Situation" Met Fans Will Be In All Season

The NY Mets are the other MLB team that play their games in NYC. Their big brothers, The NY Yankees, have won 27 world championships and are looking to repeat off of last years World Series title. The Mets, or The Mutts as they have been known at times, have a rocky history to say the least. When you play sports in NY, you are expected to win... no questions asked. You gotta get it done. And even though they won 2 titles in 1969 and 1986, the bad times have far outweighed the good ones for the kids from Queens. Over the last 3 seasons expectations have been really high... but whether it was choking away a huge division lead in 2008 or the crazy freak injuries of 2009, they could not make the postseason. With everyone back healthy and ready to go, the Mets looked hungry. Then the season started, and the old losing ways came back... they are currently 2-4 and they look like they are back to their losing ways.

Anyway, I saw this commercial the other day and thought it was hysterical. It features Mike "The Situation" from The Jersey Shore and NY Mets 3rd Baseman David Wright training for the upcoming season. David is trying to turn the corner after a rough 2009, and "The Situation" has some new tactics for him to try out. Check it out, and if you are a NY Met fan, take solace in this cool ass commercial... cause you got no shot this season on the field!!! Oooohhhhh... sick burn.