Amy Adams Is Lois Lane... And I Never Wanted To Be Superman More in My Entire Life!!!

I was a bit skeptical to run this story until it was 100% verified, but it seems that Amy Adams has been tapped to play Lois Lane in the 'Superman' reboot film by Zack Snyder. I think this is wonderful since I worship the ground that this hot piece of ginger ass walks on and love to see her in anything. Shit, Snyder could have made her Superman himself if he wanted to and I would be on board for this puppy. Yeah, I love her.

Adams joins a very intriguing cast that features Henry Cavill as Supes, Kevin Costner & Diane Lane as Ma & Pa Kent, and a yet to be determined villain. No word on whether Nuclear Man from Superman 4 will be back... but if he is lets hope he uses his nuclear power to melt Adam's top off and let us catch a look at those fabulous ta-ta's.

Yeah, I know. Adams, a short red head, looks a lot different then the traditional Lois Lane of the comics (tall, skinny and dark haired). But Lane was always a spitfire, and Adams showed she can play a loudmouth in her Oscar nominated role from The Fighter. I like the choice, but then again I am blinded by whether the carpet matches the pubes on Adams. What do you guys think? tell us in the comment section below.

As If It Wasn't Bad Enough Already....

Superman 4: The Quest For Peace is one of the worst movies ever made. Ever. EVER EVER. In comparison, I would gladly watch Garfield, Yogi Bear, Marmaduke or any of the other CGI shitstorm remakes instead of subjecting myself to it again. But since I am a good dad and my son is a geek in training, I was forced to sit through all four of the Reeves Superman films this past weekend as per his request. Yup, even part 4. My eyes are still recovering. I have owned the 4 film box set for quite a few years, but I have never, ever, ever previously mustered the courage to sit through Superman 4. Now I know why. Just check out this battle that Supes has with his foe the Nuclear Man (who was completely made up. No reason to use one of the 150 or so villians from the comic books... lets just make up this yutz):



As if the battle with Nuclear Man wasn't damning enough, apparently there are some deleted scenes of Superman fighting a earlier version of the Nuclear Man. This douche is actually a spin on the Bizzarro character from the comics. Nice try, but even worse...



All in all, I shared this with you for one reason only. Stop bitching about the Star Wars Prequels and whether or not Iron Man 2 was as good as the original. Just thank god for those movies and things like The Dark Knight... it could be worse. It could be Superman 4: The Quest For Peace all over again.... AghhhHhhh!!!! My Eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!