How Could You Make Something More Absurd Than Piranha 3-D?

Well... make a sequel I guess. But this time instead of a 1% believable story about prehistoric Piranhas terrorizing a group of teens at an outdoor lake, you can set the action at an adult themed waterpark. Yup, I just typed that... an adult themed waterpark. As in strippers for lifeguards adult themed waterpark. With twice the D's... DOUBLE D's!!!!! Add in Mitch Buchanan, Ving Rhames getting his Rose McGowan on, Vag cams, Doc Brown as a fish scientist, hotties like Danielle Pennybaker & Katrina Bowden, and much more and you have one of the best trailers I have seen in a very long time. Piranha 3-DD will be hitting the screens in late 2011/early 2012. Check the trailer out after the jump...

Katrina Bowden Is All Abs, Legs & Ass In Her New Maxim Photo Spread.... Yeah Buddy!!!!

Anybody that has a penis and semi regular brain function knows that Katrina Bowden is hot... bonkers style hot. Amazingly hot. Supernova surface of the sun hot. That is not to be debated. Even we highlighted her upcoming stardom and stunning hotness when we featured her as an Obscure Hot Chick way back in August of 2010. But I must admit that even I was taken aback when I checked out her most recent photo spread for this February's Maxim Magazine. The photos are great, and mainly that is due to three reasons: 1) Ass 2) Abs and 3) Legs!!! I haven't actually purchased an issue of Maxim since 2002, but it seems like those guys running the show are on to something over there. Chances are you won't go buy it either, so click after the jump to see the full spread (your welcome)...

OHC Of The Day: Katrina Bowden

Todays Obscure Hot Chick of the Day is fresh faced young lady is the one who provides all the sex appeal on NBC's hit sitcom 30 Rock (seriously, Tracy Morgan's shirtless dancing and nipple grabbing doesn't count). She hasn't been in much besides 30 Rock, but she did have a small role in Sex Drive... which was quite funny. She also had a small reoccuring role on soap opera One Life To Live, and has tons of potential for future projects. She will be starring in the upcoming Horror/Comedy Tucker & Dale vs. Evil, which has gotten great reviews after Sundance and SXSW film festivals. Couple that with her good looks and acting ability (she holds her own against comedic greats Tina Fey, Tracy Morgan & Alec Baldwin) we should see a lot more great performances from her to come. For now, please allow yourself 5 minutes to peruse the 35 or so pics that I have compiled to familiarize yourself with our Obscure Hot Chick of the Day. I do gods work ladies and gentleman... I really do. Please leave some comments below with your thoughts on Katrina, and any other OHC's you would like to see in the future. And  ladies, if you want to see an Obscure Hot Dude of the Day, have at it.... send me 30+ pics of a dude, and I'll post em. i just can't search them out myself... sorry!!!

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