I woke up to find what looked to be a staircase coming through my ceiling. Obviously this can't be right, I said, as I rubbed my blurry eyes in search of clarity.
Not much in the way of progress as i continued to stare at what couldn't be possible. How..? Better yet, when? Who could've built a staircase in my room without awaking me? I guess stranger things have happened, but this is reserved the strangest of folk. Not myself. And I refuse to believe that those steps just magically appeared. As soon as I'm done showering, I'm going to get to the bottom of this staircase nonsense!
The nerve of whoever did this.. The college dorms around here are seriously in need of some beefed up security. I don't deserve this childish treatment! I have tons of studying to do today and there's some crazy staircase on my ceiling.. ha ha ..Very fucking funny!
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