Kim K Does Some Lingerie For A New French Photo Shoot... Boing!!!!

I am not a huge fan of what the Kardashian clan stands for, especially that sick animal of a mother. But Kim Kardashian is one sexy woman. That is not open for debate. It probably helps that I have seen her take a dick in her porno movie... lets be honest, it helps complete the visual when it comes to a celebrity. But when people hate on Kim K's looks, I just think it is stupid. The girl is fine. Talented? Nope... not at all. But fine? Yup, thats for sure. Need proof? Cool... we at CCD got your back! Check out this photo shoot from Fatice magazine for just another example of why the French do sexy the best. They may not be the best political allies, but they sure know how to pick lingerie!!!! Enjoy the photos after the jump...

Rhianna's Latest Video 'S & M'... Good Lawd!!!

Since MTV is to busy showing juiced up guidos and filthy teen skanks who have gotten knocked up, chances are you have not seen Rhianna's newest video 'S & M'. Sure, you have heard the song on the radio... but watching this video is sure to raise your eyebrows (and blood preassure) just a tad. Pulp Fiction ball gags, rope and plastic wrap play, and tons of latex suits.... WTF!!!! Rhi Rhi is a freak son. She looks way to comfortable during some of these shots. She must really be a handful in the bedroom. Can we get this celeb sex tape.... PLEASE??? That's something I would LOVE to see.... for now, here is 'S & M'. Trust me, it's almost just as good!!!

I Hope They Put The Natalie Portman Thong Shot Back In "Your Highness"...

... or else I will be very disappointed. A few weeks back the red band trailer came out for "Your Highness", the medieval stoner-type comedy that will be starring Danny McBride, James Franco, Zooey Deschanel, and the lovely Natalie Portman. Portman appeared in a chain mail thong, and movie trailer viewers everywhere instantly caught nerd boners simultaneously. So now we get the green band (censored) trailer for the film, and Portman has a traditonal bikini bottom on... WTF? Check it out:

I really like the sex crazed career path that Portman has taken as of late. First we have her getting eaten like a Chinese Buffet by Mila Kunis in Black Swan, then this sexy as bathing suit... keep up the good work Nat!!! I'm sure the censorship was just for the trailer, but boy am I glad we got to see that Amadala rump...