Kate Upton Outdoes Herself, Does A Bikini Shoot In An Anti-Gravity Chamber....

Every year they give away Nobel Peace Prizes to people who do important stuff to society around the world. Presidents, scientists, doctors, academics... these people get recognition for doing things that make the world a better place. Well, how come no one chooses to at least nominate Kate Upton for one of these Nobel Prizes? What... are you doubting that her modeling and photo shoot work are not making the world a better place? Have you seen the latest shoot she did for this years Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue? She decided to strap on a teeny, weeny gold bikini and visit an anti gravity chamber... that makes her already perfect breasts stand up perfectly. Are you kidding me? This isn't worthy of some stupid Noble Prize? This wouldn't stop wars all over the world, or at least take people minds off of world hunger for a bit? C'mon... this is gods work taking place right in front of our eyes! And not only do we have photos, but we have VIDEO as well. Lock it up, she is the most important person in at least MY WORLD! Check out all the pics and video after the jump...

Kate Upton: Body Painted For The 2013 SI Swimsuit Issue

Kate Upton is the cover girl of this years 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, and her polar bear photo shoot was spectacular (no clothes in Antarctica? Yup, we on that!)... but it is not even the hottest photo spread of her in the issue!!!! She has a body paint spread that is setting the world on fire... if not the world, than at the very least setting my pants on fire!!! Good Lawd, this is an amazing spread. Even though in some of these shots it looks like she is wearing bikini bottoms, trust in us she is not. All paint, all nude... but tastefully done. Check out the full pics, outtakes in all, after the jump...

Homemade Geek Bikinis? Yes Please... BOING!!!!

Etsy is a wonderful website that allows creative people to peddle their wares. There are some really creative things up for sale on there, especially for geeks like me. Tons of custom made products have you debating for hours on which things you can afford to buy and clutter your house with. But every once in a blue I come across something that is just so amazing that I have to share. This particular product is fantastic... or should I say ASSTASTIC! Lisa Galetto runs Fit 2 B Tied clothing, which specializes in custom swimwear, dancewear, and stripperwear (I swear she has that on the header of the shop... I did not make that up). Lisa has a ton of sexy bathing suits for sale, but one set draws geek ire and that is because she is using some iconic geek imagery... even if it is a small amount due to the lack of fabric in these suits! It also seems like Lisa is the model for the suits, and boy is she easy to look at. She also seems to be really hot all the time, because she is always pulling her bikini bottoms down. Poor girl. She is very talented  super sexy and the suits are dope. Share these with the nerd girls in your life!!!! You can buy things at Lisa's Etsy shop by clicking here, and see the geek bikinis after the jump...