Just Who Is The Direct TV Genie From The Commercials???

Direct TV is trying to attract customers in the oldest way possible... by using sex to sell DVRs, even though sex has very little to do with recording programs off your TV. In the newest set of commercials for their upgraded DVR, Direct TV has tapped model Hannah Davis to become the 'Direct TV Genie'. So who is this Hannah Davis? Well, she is from the island of St Thomas, she is an accomplished model who has been the face of Ralph Lauren, she has graced the covers of many a magazines... oh, and she happens to be dating Derek Jeter! I for one wanted to see a bit more of this broad, so I did a little Google Image search. Enjoy the results after the jump...

Homemade Geek Bikinis? Yes Please... BOING!!!!

Etsy is a wonderful website that allows creative people to peddle their wares. There are some really creative things up for sale on there, especially for geeks like me. Tons of custom made products have you debating for hours on which things you can afford to buy and clutter your house with. But every once in a blue I come across something that is just so amazing that I have to share. This particular product is fantastic... or should I say ASSTASTIC! Lisa Galetto runs Fit 2 B Tied clothing, which specializes in custom swimwear, dancewear, and stripperwear (I swear she has that on the header of the shop... I did not make that up). Lisa has a ton of sexy bathing suits for sale, but one set draws geek ire and that is because she is using some iconic geek imagery... even if it is a small amount due to the lack of fabric in these suits! It also seems like Lisa is the model for the suits, and boy is she easy to look at. She also seems to be really hot all the time, because she is always pulling her bikini bottoms down. Poor girl. She is very talented  super sexy and the suits are dope. Share these with the nerd girls in your life!!!! You can buy things at Lisa's Etsy shop by clicking here, and see the geek bikinis after the jump...

The Many Talents of Kate Upton by Terry Richardson

Kate Upton. Boobs. Coming out of a pool very slowly with a white T shirt. From the filthy mind of Terry Richardson. Click after the jump and watch this video asap...

Ya See, Spain Is Good For Something..... Check Out Kate Upton In Vogue Spain!!!

When you think of countries that are important in the world, Spain probably wouldn't crack the top ten of many people. Shit, honestly speaking, Spain wouldn't crack ANYBODIES top ten... Spain just kind of floats on by, and most people forget it even exists. But someone in the countries leadership must be sick and tired of playing the back seat, because they have done something that might change a bunch of peoples opinions on the countries importance. Kate Upton, swimsuit model extraordinaire, has graced the cover & posed for a full on photo shoot in Vogue Spain. She looks amazing in the pics (duh, obvi...lol) and it seems like maybe they are capable of doing something of importance over there in the land of Espana. This is a good first step towards relevance for the country, and I have to admire their moxy. What better way to propel yourself to the top of the charts in terms of your countries popularity than to do so atop KU's gigantic breasts? Check out the full shoot (9 pics) after the jump....

Kate Upton Is In GQ In Bikinis & Eating Ice Pops... In Other News, GQ Should Become The National Magazine of the United States!!!

Kate Upton = Super fucking hot. GQ seems to get this, constantly booking the bombshell to do photospreads and cover shoots in the magazine. And that is why they "GET IT". Unlike most other magazines, most notably the ones that ARE NOT featuring Kate Upton every month they can, GQ understands and gets it done. I am sure that GQ only used three or four photos of Kate in the upcoming issue, but thankfully online they have included 8 photos of this stunning piece in an array of bikinis and nipple baring tops. And the rocket pop? Nice touch GQ... very ncie indeed! Check out the pics after the jump.

Proof That There Is A God: Bar Rafaeli Edition

Bar Rafaeli was just voted the #1 woman on the Maxim Hot 100 list. Now she gets her proper due here at CCD with her very own "Proof That There Is A God" layout. No words... Just thanks!!! Pics after the jump....

Kate Upton Teaches Us Exactly What The New 'Cat Daddy' Dance Really Is... Thank Goodness!!!

The 'Cat Daddy' seems to be a new dance invented by the Rejects & Chris Brown, and it is apparently an add on to the famous 'Dougie' dance that has been around for a few years. While I am all for dancing, I am only posting this on CCD because there is new video of one of our favorite crushes, Kate Upton, doing the 'Cat Daddy'... in a BIKINI!!! We all know she loves to 'Dougie' (see this right away), so it is only natural she would 'Cat Daddy'... but to do it in a teen, weeny red bikini? Yup, that is all the proof that I need that there is in fact a god and he loves us all.... Thanks to my man Matt H. for sending me this. Catch the insane video after the jump. Make sure you leave some space between your boner and anything it can make contact with. BOING!!!!!

Proof That There Is A God: Hayden Panettiere Edition

Bang the cheerleader... SAVE THE WORLD!!! Pics after the jump (your welcome!!!)

Hermione Granger Is All Grows Up!!!

Wow... wow. When we first met Emma Watson she was 9 years old and playing the female lead in the first Harry Potter movie. Now she is a 22 year old woman and is about to break out as a sexy starlet!!! The first project we will see her in will be 'The Bling Ring', and she is sporting some short shorts, a tiny tube top, some sky high heels, and some really slutty body art that I hope is truly hers!!! Take a look at the pics of the lovely young wizard after the jump... and try to keep your wand in your pants!!!

Kate Upton Is Back Again... This Time In Esquire Magazine For Your Viewing (& Monkey Spanking) Pleasure!

Happy Valentines Day!!! Kate Upton is fucking hot... this is no secret. But here is the thing I can't get past: SHE IS ONLY 19 YEARS OLD!!! This unbelievable hot piece of ass is barely out of high school, yet she is killing it month after month in magazine around the world. This month she is taking on Esquire Magazine, and she has more photos in the spread than she does have items of clothes on in the pictures themselves. Instead of encouraging you to buy the magazine, I'll just include the full spread after the jump...

Maria Menounos Never Renegs On A Bet... And That Is Why We Love Her So Much!!!

Just when I thought things couldn't get any better in relation to my NY Giants winning the Super Bowl, this comes along and makes me smile even more!!! Seems like Maria Menounos, the sexy correspondent from Extra, enetered into a little bet with her co-host AJ. If the Patriots would have won, AJ was going to sport a Patriots cheerleader outfit. But if the Giants won... well, we get to see Maria in a Red & Blue bikini. I guess God is a Giants fan, huh? Instead of a brolic 6'0 black dude in a cheerleader skirt, we get the lovely M&M in a slinky G-Mne bikini and Uggs. This makes the victory even sweeter. Shit, even AC Slater had to get in on the act and come up to rub on Menounos. He wasn't seeing bodies like that at the Maxx, no what I mean!!! Click after the jump for the full gallery...

Happy Munn-Day!!! - Pin Up Edition

I really like Olivia Munn. Like a lot. Like more than almost very other sexy celebrity. Like more than 93% of my whole entire family. Want more proof as to why? How about a gallery of 9 pics featuring the stunning Ms. Munn in a 1920's s high-waisted style pin up swimsuit. Yeah it's olde timey, but Munn still brings the sexy. God I love my little Asian pear. Enjoy the pics after the jump...

So This Is How Superheroes Spend Their Free Time?

 

I think this picture is super funny... had to share it after seeing it on Topless Robot. While I can find a million things to point out that are absolutely hysterical, I think Iron Man wearing green Hawaiian trunks OVER his full Iron Man armor. C'mon man... why not have him with just the helmet on so that he can fit in? That would have been less ridiculous... if that's possible !   

Kim Kardashian Is.... Barbarella??? Wait... What?

Apparently, Kim Kardashian has launched a new line of bikinis called the Beach Bunny: The My Divinity Collection and has used the classic movie Barbarella as her inspirations for the suits. Now lets get one thing straight right away: I could give a fuck less about her bikini line... lets see some pics, shall we:

God damn... but before we can talk about Kim and her sexy self, lets take a look at the O.G. Barbarella... Miss Jane Fonda!!!

Now, a split screen... who is the sexier Barbarella? Tell your thoughts in the comment section below!!!