MmmMMMmm, Scarlett.I just made egg nog in my shorts!
I don't buy into this Hollywood nickname crap...but it's "ScarJo" as in SCARlett JOhanssen. but I'll take Katy Perry for the win. 'Kat-Per' ?
Haha, Katie Perry would be... Kaper?!
She would be "Mount Me"... wait, what???