I'd like to use this opportunity, today, to thank the good people at 'Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream'. Ya see kids, after my third attempt, this year, to get a decent pint of their 'Chocolate Fudge Brownie' flavor that usually contains soft and gooey brownies inside rather than the hard-as-a-rock, stale, cookie-like substance I've found mixed within the ice cream as of late, I wrote them a nice, curt, note (via their Internet 'Complaint Box') telling them how much I usually loved their product but, won't be eating 'Chocolate Fudge Brownie' N'more!
My hippie friends at 'Ben & Jerry's' immediately shot me back a situation-specific apology note and included not 1....not 2....not 3...BUT 4 coupons for free pints of ice cream so I can find a new favorite. Let this be a lesson to all those who have been wronged by their favorite product and sit idly by as the dastardly mishaps continue within the company behind said product. Your voice DOES count!
To Ben, to Jerry...and to my new friend Patti at quality control....my tummy thanks you..it thank you all!