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November 11, 2010

Does Uwe Boll Know How To Do Anything Appropriately???

God, Uwe Boll... good god. The man who makes the worst movies of all time (have you seen In The Name Of The King or House of the Dead?) has taken his obnoxious-ness to an all time high. We kinda liked his good boy turned psycho killer drama Rampage, and we were a little skeptical when he announced his Auschwitz docu-drama right before Rosh Hashana ... but this has got to be the all time worst (or best, depending on your own level of self deprevity) idea for a movie ever. I present to you Blubberella:

Yes... this is not a joke. This is a real movie that is coming out, that recieved financing... what the FUCK!!! I want to know just who Boll has some dirt on. I mean, how else can you explain that a movie featuring a 400 lbs female superhero who moves like Neo in The Matrix, does battle with Nazi's, and stabs innocent men for there sandwiches gets made in 2010. You don't believe my description of the movie? Don't take my word for it. Here is the first trailer:


Wow... I am looking forward to this for three reasons:
  1. Clint Howard... 'nuff said.
  2. 400 lbs bullet time motion. Thats gonna be great!
  3. I am a total glutton for punishment.
So thats that. Just when you think he can't sink any lower, Boll digs it that much deeper. Its a shame to, because he has some good movies (Rampage was wonderful... Netflix Instant it soon!). I really think he is taking the Roger Corman & Troma Films approach and schlocking it up on purpose. Thats fine with us... someone has to do it! Blubberella will be out sometime in 2011. We'll keep you posted.

Are you going to watch a film like Blubberella? Let us know in the comment section below.


  1. This can't be real. I am not even slightly interested in this movie.

  2. In the name of God had nothing to do with this.