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June 18, 2010

Oh, How The Tables Have Turned Perez...

For those of you guys who do not know who (or what) Perez Hilton is, he is the Douche Nozel to your left that makes a living by gossiping about celebrities he secretly wants to be as famous as. Look at this guy... how could he be making fun of people? He has made many waves in the past with his comments and pictures of celebs with dicks drawn around their faces that appear on his website. But it seems that the dickbag dirt merchant may finally have crossed a line that you can not come back from.... the line of child pornography.

It seems that Mr. Hilton posted a picture of the 17 year old Miley Cyrus that shows her nether regions in an upskirt shot. Apparently, either Miley had underwear on but they shifted or she didn't know and the paparazzi stalkers got her, but thats not the problem. The problem is that she is only 17... and since Dicknose published the photo, he is indeed possessing and distributing child pornography. Now don't get me wrong, I am not defending Miley "Dirty Girl" Cyrus. She has lost her mind as of late, wearing all types of innapproprate attire and pole dancing at concerts. This pic is her at a recent show, and that outfit is not Disney channel approved. But that does not give Dirtmaster Perez the right to publish a nudie photo of her. But thats not the worst part. No kids, it gets even weirder.

This dirty, unkept, fat ass, terrible looking human being is actually defending his actions, saying he did nothing wrong. He says Miley is a slut, and since she dances provocatively and wears skimpy clothes then she deserves to be degraded. That sounds a lot like the rapist logic, no... "She wanted it... look how she was dressed!!!" Thats bullshit. She is a kid, but even if she wasnt, dont publish pics of an upskirt shot you got with a telescopic lens from across the street while she is getting out of a car. Its not like its a sex tape... its a slip, and this is a great opportunity for the authorities to throw the book at Hilton and make an example out of him and the photographer. If not, maybe they can let Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas at him again. Last time Hilton trash talked Fergie, Will took the group name to heart and did this to Hilton when he seen him:

Their music may not be gangsta, but Will.I.Am gave that punk something to think about... I hope this turns people off to this sloppy, fat jerkoff. You are a piece of shit, and I hope you go to jail. Then again, you would proably like to be someones prison bitch wouldn't you???


  1. I CANNOT stand PEREZ HITLON!! He is a miserable gay man who takes his miserableness out on every celebrity he can. Not to mention he is over weight and mean and should not be talking trash about anyone. This guy needs a life. A night in jail with his 'butt' buddies will do him good and I'm sure he won't disagree with that. WASTE!

  2. I hate this douche... and all people like him. Listen, I get it... we are a society that is celebrity obsessed, and people love to watch famous people go through crazy shit. TMZ, US Weekly, and reality TV are not going anywhere. But this dicknose, he is just hateful... and I don't get it. He took the name of Paris Hilton in a blatant attempt to have people accidently associate the two of them together. Then he bad mouths and trashes people who are actual performers. Granted, maybe all famous people are not super talented. But they all do more then this fat dick... even the worst actress or singer at least has some skill. This blowjob can not do anything but run his yap. I hope he goes to jail, but instead of the buttfucking prison rape that he would probably enjoy immensly, I hope some crazy lifer ex con stabs him in the neck with a sharpened spoon. True jailhouse justice for a scumbag who exploits a child. Even if she has sexy pics, dances like a hoe, or poses nude with her dad... at the end of the day, she is still 17 and a kid.

  3. Yeah, I'm with you.

    Got any links to those pictures of Miley Cyrus?

    Whoa whoa...just kidding..don't send ME that sh*t. haha