I Hope They Ain't Talking 'Bout No Cats....

... Cause we love the kitteh's here at CCD!!! Now this is the kind of song I can get behind... check out the chorus on this bad boy:



WTF?????  How filthy is this song??? So gangsta!!!! I know that this chick looks like a Rottweiler, but I had to post this song on lyrical content alone. "My Pussy be Yankin'!" Really? Hows that working out for ya bro?

WTF Is This About? I'm In....

Jeff sent me this trailer the other day and I honestly can't be more excited about this upcoming film. First, said trailer:



Your kidding me, right? This is a College Humor/Funny Or Die video or something, right? That is Harvey Keitel, right? Ok... where is the hidden camera filming right now?

This movie looks wonderful. When I say wonderful I mean racially insensitive, full of slapstick silliness, and generally offensive. That's usually a winner in my book... so I'm in! Plus, as a extra gem, Jason ('Jay & Silent Bob') Mewes is in it as well. What do you guys think? Tell us in the comment section below.

So... This Is The New Wonder Woman, Huh?

Oh man. What a disappointment. When I heard veteran TV wunderkind David E. Kelly was tackling the story of Diana Prince on the small screen, I have to admit I was kind of happy. I would have liked to see Joss Whedon get his shot at 'Wonder Woman' (he had been trying for awhile, but now he has God's work to do with 'The Avengers' movie), but surely Kelly would be able to do the greatest woman superhero of all time? Especially after he promised a mature and non-campy version of the goddess. They cast Adrianne Palicki, which was a great start (she is f'n hot, no?). But then we get the first shot of her in the costume... and well to be honest, I HAVE LOST ALL HOPE FOR THIS SHOW.

First of all, this is how 'Wonder Woman' looked in the golden age of comics:

Next, here is Lynda Carter's version of Wonder Woman on the 70's TV show:

Notice how Carter's WW is pretty spot on... despite the fact that show was a shell of the comic book story that it was adapting, at least Carter's WW LOOKED THE PART!!!

Now, we get this version. I'll let the picture speak for me:

Holy shit. C'mon David... you gotta be kidding me, right? First of all, WTF is up with the blue pants and boots? Never have I ever imagined this would happen. You can't even get the colors right? Get the fuck outta here. They are doing this same shit with the new 'Spider-man' costume as well. Just cause there is a bit of blue in the original costume doesn't mean you need to O.D. on it. Next, keep the bracelets smaller. No need for them to go all the way up the arm. But that's just minor compared to the pants and boots. And what the fuck is up with that seam running up the crotch of the horrendous pants? You couldn't get those stretchies in one piece? C'mon man... I can't. How are we supposed to get a good look at Ms. Palicki's camel toe with that distracting line running right up the pipe? That's got to be the most disappointing thing of all.

So in closing, I didn't have high hopes for the show, but honestly I thought it might have a shot. Now... not so much. What do you guys think? Am I going on about nothing or is this costume the abomination I see it as? Let us know in the comment section below.

Really.... That's The Worst Thing That Happened To You During Your Presidency Mr. Bush?

I love this Alex Ross Painting... awesome!



Forget 9-11... Not being able to find Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq... Never catching Osama Bin Laden.... Hurricane Katrina and the fall of New Orleans... Declaring that the war in the Middle East was over 100 days in despite the fact we are still fighting the same war right now... The economy taking to levels of Depression era numbers... nope, none of these tragedies were what really gave George W. Bush his worst moments of agony during his presidency was when Kanye West called him out for "Not Caring about Black People" during the Hurricane Katrina fundraiser....

WAIT... WHAT!!!! THIS IS HIS WORST MOMENT OF HS PRESIDENCY??? I CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS. THERE IS NO WAY HE SAID THIS....

Good thing you don't have to take my word for it. Here is an excerpt from the former President's upcoming new memoir, Decision Points:

"Five years later I can barely write those words without feeling disgust." You go on. "I faced a lot of criticism as President. I didn't like hearing people claim that I lied about Iraq's weapons of mass destruction or cut taxes to benefit the rich. But the suggestion that I was racist because of the response to Katrina represented an all time low."

Those are his words... from his book. Honestly, I can not believe the level of stupidity being exhibited here. I can see why anybody, Bush included, would take exception to being taken to task so harshly by some current pop star like Kanye West. Fuck Kanye West... that was a dick move (Kanye is known for them, check his track record!). But I'm not mad that W was upset. I'm mad cause he said its the worst thing that happen while he was in office. You gotta be fucking kidding me. The best is that Matt Lauer gives him a shot during an interview to properly state what he really meant by his comments (maybe W was misunderstood)... and what does this guy say:

 MATT LAUER: You say you told Laura at the time it was the worst moment of your Presidency?

PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH: Yeah. I still feel that way as you read those words. I felt 'em when I heard 'em, felt 'em when I wrote 'em and I felt 'em when I'm listening to 'em.

PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH: Yes. My record was strong I felt when it came to race relations and giving people a chance. And-- it was a disgusting moment.

Good fucking God. It's like Michael Jackson saying he would still have sleepovers with kids AFTER he got past the child molestation issues. Why W??? All he had to do was say it hurt his feelings... he could have even said it hurt his feelings REAL BAD. But the worst thing that happen? When you got all those things we mentioned above happening (plus way more!!!) during your two terms? No W, this is ridiculous.... even for you. Kanye West was a dick, and you did not deserve that label as "Not caring about black people"... but you are so much worse for singling out this incident as the worst thing that happened to you. The only way you can come to that conclusion would have to be if you were in denial over all of those above mentioned tragedies. Guess that's the case. That's truly a shame.

Tell us what you think about George W's comments and whether or not you feel they are justified or batshit crazy in the comments section below. I would love to here what you guys have to say about this one...

Over 1,000 Bucks For That Hat??? Get The F%@k Outta Here...

I am watching John Carpenter's classic 1982 alien movie The Thing on Cinemax right now, and boy does it hold up!!! What a wonderful film... Russell is such a bad ass, the effects were (and still are) great, and its scary as shit imagining being stranded up there. But one thing I had completely forgotten about was the ridiculous hat that Russell wears throughout the movie:

Honestly, that hat is just absurd... it is not even practical for life in the arctic cold. But despite all these facts, Russell wears this unbelievable hat for the whole film. So when i decided to make a post poking fun at the hat, I was floored that there was a company out there that makes a replica of the hat for your personal collection. the price tag: 4 easy payments of $275 bucks... over a grand!!!! WTF, not only is the hat batshit crazy, but 1,000 bucks! Well, if its something you have been yearning for, click here to visit Baron Hats and order it now. Despite the dumb fucking hat, still a great movie... they don't make em like this anymore!

Just In Time For Rosh Hashanah

Wow, just wow. In a move that I can not decide was either insensitive or poignant, Uwe Boll has released a new teaser trailer for his next film project. No its not BloodRayne 19, or Bubble Bobble: The Movie... no, it seems that Mr. Crapfest himself wants to take on a more serious topic this time around. Mainly, Boll plans to pull back the curtain on Auschwitz, the German concentration camp. The films name is Auschwitz, and Boll plans to show all of the brutality that went on there. Don't take my word for it. Check it out for yourself:



Perfect timing on the release of this subtle material for Uwe... it was released on the day that was to begin one of Judaisms biggest holidays, Rosh Hashanah. I'm sure they can't wait to see nude people and a naked baby being cremated on one of their holiest days... what a douche!!!

I kinda of likes Boll's movie Rampage, but besides that it has been hack city for the director. Alone In The Dark, Bloodrayne 1-36, and the one horror movie that was so bad  that it was re-packaged as a comedy: House of the Dead!!! I honestly rate that movie as one of the three WORST flicks I have ever seen. But if there is one good thing to come out of this teaser, its the guarantee that we won't have to watch Ray Liotta in a medieval times sword & sandal epic (Thanks for In the Name of The King. Uwe... Thanks a bunch) This can not possibly be good... but we will be keeping an eye on this project. What are your thoughts? Share them with us in the comment section below.

Really???

Really??? This is the name of a REAL MOVIE, that will be coming out in the next few weeks. Are You kidding me??? THIS is the Title??? Good to know that it will be coming in an uncut format... I was afraid my rape viewing pleasure would only be limited to R rated shenanigans. Thanks to Jeff Bond for pointing this puppy out. Feel free to click the link here to pre-order on Amazon. Also, feel free to leave some kind of hilarious comments on the state of the movie business in relation to this movie title... discuss!!!

Oh yeah... Don't call me Father... Call Me DADDY!!! (This is really the packaging? Really???)