Fuck Canada Pt. 2: You Can Pay For School, But You Can't Buy Class

Last week we ran a story about the USA Mens Hockey team winning it's first game against Canada in 50 years. It was in a non-medal prelimenary game, but when you upset the best team in the Olympics you deserve some credit. Today the USA plays Finland & Canada plays Slovakia in the semi-final games, setting up a possible gold medal game rematch if the USA and Canada can win this weekend. But last night, Canada gave us just another reason to hate our little sibilings from The Great White North. It happened on the ice, but it was the womens hockey teams from Canada that has everybody here in the USA mad as hell.

Last night was the gold medal game between USA and Canada, and it was a defense struggle. After two first period goals from 18 year old wunderkind Marie Philip Poulin, both the USA and Canada tightened up defensively and  the game finish with that same score, 2-0 in favor of Canada. The Canadians accepted their gold medals graciously. Then they left the ice to celebrate in their locker room. About 30 minutes later they were asked to return to the ice for photos... and thats where the bad behavior started.

The Canadian women returned to the ice wearing their gold medals around their necks, but they were also carrying booze and tobacco. Yup, on the ice... at the Fucking Olympics. This is not some celebratory champagne done all classy to toast the team. They were swigging Molson outta cans, pounding magnums of champagne like a Lil Wayne video, and puffing on cigars while acting crazy... sliding all over the ice and being rediculous.

 Now, I'm all for celebration... but COME ON!!! This is the Olympics for fucks sake. Swigging beer on the ice wearing your gold medal??? Thats just trashy. The worst part about the whole thing is that they were supposed to win. Granted, the USA is a quality opponent and the rest of the Women's Hockey field sucked. But Canada was the overwhelming favorite going in to the Olympics. Then you have Team Canada's star, Poulin, who is only 18.

While the legal drinking age in her hometown of Alberta is 18, in Vancouver it is 19. So you have trashy canadian ice hockey players doing their best fat-guy-at-a-poker-game imitations, sucking down cans of beer and puffing cigars... and they are doing it with a underage player. Great job.... so much for Olympic pride and sportsmanship. Now I really hope the USA gets to play Canada in the Men's Gold Medal Final this weekend, and I hope they kick their ass again. Canada may have invented the sport of hockey, but they need a few lessons on etiquette after victory. Lets go USA!!!! Kick those Cannucks right in the sack.... Get that gold medal!!!

Here's AN Oldie But Goodie: Drunk Dick Gets Knocked Out By Female Olympian Gymnast

Being that the Winter Olympics are going on, I remember a really great clip I watched on Youtube a few years back. I absolutely love stories like this. Alicia Sacramone was a member of the Silver Medal gymnastics squad at The Bejing, Olympics. She is one of the rare gymnasts who is actually attractive and seems to have some sembelance of a life away from gymnastics. Right around the time of the Olympics (August 2008) a clip began to fly around the internet, but it wasn't of Alicia catching a flip of the horse or doing a floor routine. No, it took place at a party at Brown University. Alicia describes what happens in the clip as typical teenage behavior. Guy gets drunk, says something stupid. Chick tells him she could knowck him out. Guy laughs at chick, sticks out his chin, and says take your best shot. Chick, who happens to be a world class olympian who happens to have a -6% bodyfat, throws a left hook that would make Tyson proud. She connects with guys chin, guy stumbles, and promptly hits the floor... COMPLETELY KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!! This is an absolutely real clip... just to prove this, I have also included an actual intro piece done about Alicia by a news reporter before the olympics in which she discusses "The Punch". If you have seen this video before, your welcome for bringing back for your viewing pleasure. If you have never seen it... well, get ready to thank me. By the way, the rest of the news clip shows that Alicia is a mad cool chcik who seems to be down to earth. Good luck in everything you do from here on out. Maybe female UFC???

Hahahaha... Fuck You Canada!

Fuck You Canada... Long live the USA. For the first time in 50 years the USA beat Canada in an Olympic hockey match. Even though there was no medals being awarded and the two teams will probably have to play each other again at some point, it is good to finally get over the hump and smack these cannucks up on the ice. The USA and Canadian teams are the only two teams in the Olympics that feature all NHL players on their rosters, and Canada has NHL golden child Sydney "Syd the Kid" Crosby on their roster. We will check back on this rivalry some time in the next week when they run it back, this time with medal ramifications. And on a final note, Canada may not be good for much, but they did give us this photo below, and that is good enough for me. Maybe Canada isn't so bad... If all the chicks look like these two, I'd bet more then a few Americans would make their way to the Great White North...lol!