Thank You Spiderman Musical... Thank You!!!

As a comic book geek of epic proportions, I have mixed feelings about 'Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark'. On one hand, you would think that a Spiderman musical is probably the only kind of musical a comic geek would ever see. On the flipside, this is the kind of commercialization that drives true fans crazy. As the bills were piling up for the show (it's price tag is over $65 million!) and the problems kept coming, I began to laugh at Julie Taymor and those U2 dickwads... they had a surefire story to work with. Who the fuck were they to change HOW Spiderman gets bit by a spider or invent villains when Spidey has about 75 in his personal rogue gallery. They took a lot of risks, most for no reason at all... and now they are hitting rock bottom.

This was a tough week. First, they pushed the official opening back for a 3rd time to work out some kinks. Then came the rumor of massive re-writes and editing of the shows script. Then the ultimate disaster happened: A stuntman fell 30 feet when his safety harness broke. Thanks to the wonders of modern technology (and TMZ), here it is:

  

That is wonderful... I never want to see anybody get hurt, but somebody or something has to stop these assholes in charge of the show, and this may be it. Apparently, the Actors Union & the State Department of Labor have shut the show down until they can work out any and all safety issues with the show. Good luck with that.... by the time they get this all worked out, I will be about 65 and they will probably be on reboot #4 of the Spiderman film franchise. Either way, I still want to see this trainwreck....

Diddy Is On Fire... Well, Kinda...

Yes...that is a shoe phone. Diddy is the man, case closed!

Check out this video, courtesy of TMZ, of the Diddy afterparty for the release of his new album, Diddy-Dirty Money's Last Train To Paris. Comedian Kevin Hart, who is hilarious, is taking a moment to reflect on the models in the hot tub, when this happens...



This is why you gotta love Diddy... he might be a bit corny, but dude knows how to throw a party!!! Also, click here to see Kevin Hart re-enact the scene, all in front of the model whose hair caught on fire (check out her mean mug...lol!)

A-Yo, Tony... Take It Easy Frenchie!!!!

Tony Parker, star point guard of the San Antonio Spurs, is a pimp... this is undeniable. He bagged one of the hottest hotties, Eva Langoria... and not only did he bag her, he bagged her when she was on the top of the TV world with her hit sitcom "Desperate Housewives". You don't believe she is a piece of ass... here is proof:

Anywho, a story broke on Tuesday that Parker was filing for divorce from Ms. Eva in Texas... which was promptly denied by Eva on Tuesday night. Well, that reconcilliation must not have went so well, because Eva filed her own divorce petition in L.A. on Wednesday. So much for that. But there is much more to the story. TMZ has broken the real story behind the breakup (of course they did!!!), and apparently there is another woman involved. Not only was Tony sinking his balls in another chicks basket (see what I did there... thats good, and you know it!!!), but it was former teammate Brent Barry's wife Erin... who was a friend to Eva!!! Oh shit son... just another reason to hate the French!!! That frog leg eating son of a bitch was fucking his teammates wife and then forcing Eva to hang out with the bitch he is tapping. Don't believe me again? Don't take my word for it:

That is the lowest thing you can do when you are an athlete... your teammates chicks are off limits. You just don't do that... unless you are Delonte West. Then you don't fuck your teammates girl, you fuck their mom... take that to South Beach, Lebron!!! So for now, the shit is over for Eva & Tony.... so here are 4 more pictures of this newly single hot piece of ASS for you guys to enjoy!!! Just click Read more below to see the photos!!! Any thoughts on this one? Tell us in the comment section below.