An Early Merry Christmas From Allison Brie & Gillian Jacobs

There is not much to say about this video, other than why the fuck is it so short! The pic of Gillian Jacobs & Allison Brie lezzying it up in GQ is old news, but this video just made its way to my email inbox and I couldn't be happier. When you get pics like this you have to question the GQ braintrust and ask why the fuck is this a one pic shoot and not a 15 page spread.... get it together gang! Check out the video after the jump and a flashback to the pic that made my year....

Fuck Beats by Dre... I'm Going With Boobs by Upton For My Headphone Needs!!!!

So it looks like everyone's favorite bikini wearing, ginormous boob having, hip hop dancing bombshell Kate Upton is back... and this time she is helping to hawk a new line of headphones from Skull Candy. I gues Skull Candy was tired of taking a backseat to Beats by Dre in the overpriced headphone market and decided to bust out the big guns -two of them specifically (see what I did just there...)- to take down the competition. I for one am up for a purchase if I get to peruse Kate in a bikini while I'm shopping in their online store. Damn, I can't take her. Click here to order your own headphones and here to see Upton's photos for the campaign...

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Gets Nipple-tastic For Vogue Germany... Your Welcome!!!

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley heated up the screen last summer in Transformers 3 opposite Shia The Beef and I have been in love with her ever since. My god she is hot!!! She recently posed for Vogue Germany and I shared the photos here with you for two reasons: 1) Because we live in America so chances are you can't find Vogue Germany around your way 2) She is unbelievably hot and it is my job as a man to share this with everybody! Enjoy these nipple-tastic shots. If this doesn't put a smile on your face, I don't know what will... click after the jump for all 10 pics.

Brittany Snow & Kat Dennings Hit The Newstands

Two of my favorite hotties, Brittany Snow & Kat Dennings are hitting newstands with new cover pictorials. Since there is much better things for you to spend your 5 bucks on, I figured I would save you the hassle and just post them for you here (I do God's work... I DO!!!).

First Up, Brittany Snow on the cover of the April issue of Maxim:

Via Just Jared

Next, Kat Dennings on the cover of the April/May issue of Complex: